Alex

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51896488

I’m sure CT will know of an alternative ingredient that works just as well

He’s a cunt

They’ve been a nonentity since the Second World War

At least the ones I follow are like that

There’s a load of ‘instagram models’ that are basically fat lasses where 95% of the photos are just their face and cleavage

It’s not the time to be buying a pet, Renton

I loved Copper Blue by Sugar back in the day. Time to dig that out again I reckon

I hadn’t noticed them before either. 😂 #classy

To change tangent slightly, perhaps people should consider this- If this government is willing to sacrifice people who (broadly speaking) are within a demographic where they have huge support, then what the fuck else would they do unchecked?

Grant Hart did the best songs on that album

Best idea he’s had since he suggested NUST buy a pub.

Bollocks, if you worked for the NHS you’d have mentioned it before now.

Skol

The state of them bricks btw

Just seen some woman in Aldi buying 24 packets of baby wipes

I wonder what Liverpool fans are thinking

If I go to Waitrose, how much polenta can I buy?

Renton wins this one I reckon. From his death bed

I’m glad I’ve just stocked up on weed

Fat little cunt