Alex

Fuck them. Work from home. The situation has changed even since Friday

Shitting it about my Mam and Dad if I’m honest. And my lass who works on coronary care. Although statistically speaking she should be ok. Trying to keep things normal for the sake of the kids. I’m lucky in that I’m public sector and able to work from home. The economic effects look like they’ll be devastating but you can recover from that, unlike death of course. Just try and be sensible I suppose and eliminate the risks as much as possible. I really hope everyone is ok and the likes of J and Cath have my utmost respect. Worth sparing a thought for all those other ‘key workers’ like those earning not very much but putting themselves at risk working in places like Asda. Hopefully something better can emerge from this and we can start moving away from the petty, arrogant little nation we seemed to be heading for

Tbf the kid doesn’t even enjoy coke. He’s just concerned about the financial impact it’ll have on his dealer if he stops doing it

Nice one, we’re all going to need a good laugh

From that list of football documentaries I listed in the general football blather thread, History of Football - The Beautiful Game, narrated by Terence Stamp is excellent

I Am Legend. The book not the film

That’s what I was thinking.

Just been to Asda. People being reasonably civilised. Some old geezer seemed to think he had the right to push through everyone. Nee bog roll but plenty of rum

Ant Middleton comes across as a right cunt so it’s not really a surprise. Also some Scottish wife commenting it’s only the English doing it on the second tweet. One of the daft twats singing in Benidorm has a Scotland top on.

They seem to be doing a good job of fucking themselves

That was just before he burnt a £50 note he’d just autographed for Renton

One day into the half curfew-ish thingy going on and people are ‘heroic’ apparently

Rewatched this last night https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Rick_Potion_No._9

Wor lass got that too. At least that’s where she said she got it

They’re all at Asda

Nominally about 20 years ago. In actuality - never

That’s a good point actually. From what some of the ex-players have said the training was a bit amateurish in the run in. Think Lee Clark mentioned them running up hills a day before a game and all the players being stiff on the day of a match. It’s easy to forget it was KK’s first job in management

Yeah, Robert Lee was similar in that his form waned in the latter half of that season. Ultimately there probably weren’t enough members of the squad who’d been there and done it before.

I love Sir Les but if he’d been more composed in front of goal we’d probably have won the league that season

Used to work with a wife referred to as the Christmas Tree (in retrospect she might’ve been the wife of Christmas Tree). Her body just kept getting wider until it reached a pair of short, trunk-like legs

Practically everyone where my lass works has already said they’ll be keeping their kids off. I doubt the teachers are too chuffed about being put at risk too. There’ll probably be another u-turn before Monday

If I’ve understood that clueless cunt correctly it sounds like they’re going to try and force the likes of J69 and myself to send their kids to school. Quite obviously because they don’t want NHS staff to use child care as an excuse not to come to work. Fuck. Right. Off.

Nice one, I mean it’s not exactly ‘nice’ but you know what I mean