Alex

Aye, the Not So Secret Footballer

Apparently they had a strong side out. I wouldn’t know what that actually amounts to though

Just the latest party leader to box themselves in in pursuit of personal gain dressed up as saving the country

It appears The Secret Footballer was right

Take a bow

Also, as has already been said, who do they think would want to buy them?

The Lib Dems (or Swindon) seem to think they’re got a shot at her being PM. Now that is insane

Oven ready, slam it in the microwave? They’ve thought that one through

You set a low bar, tbf

The irony is he got the club, the fans and the area more than the so-called Geordie manager ever will

Yep, both absolute frauds

The Mag infiltration conspiracy is worse than I thought

Aye, they completely bought into the ‘off the pitch stuff’ which consisted of the new board slagging off Newcastle and, bizarrely, getting fans to volunteer their own time to replace the faded pink seats. And that’s about it

I might be wrong but didn’t you claim you didn’t have time to write a meal planner but did have time to cook a meal from scratch almost every night? Given the former takes less than 10 minutes that’s a lack of imagination, not a lack of time

Me too, I could relate to it

Nothing.

Tbf, Corbyn’s the one who makes it an issue.

Aye, just give yourself a chance of winning ffs

The film was good too

He pretty much has

Tuco

Remember Raymond Brigg’s ‘When the Wind Blows”?

*Being

It’s been edited as well