Alex

Hopefully they are as wrong as they were the last time round

Underlay, underlay!

There’s a website where you can put in the date and it’ll show you the league table at that time. I know what it’s called but I’m not telling you

Poetic justice

That moment after they lost to Burton when Gary Bennett and the other lad on Radio Newcastle twigged they were mathematically down.

Racist

The former is better as a wingback too. Less defensive responsibility, where his positioning and decision-making can let him down. Also means his pace and engine can come to the fore which are comfortably his best assets

The Sheffield Utd goal ruled out by VAR

Tbf he’s done well since you wrote him off

Tell you what though, if there is an elaborate conspiracy, you can bet your life that the ringleaders revealed all the details of it to some mackem they encountered at a builders supply depot.

Violet? Rose?

No, that was actually Mag imposters

A slightly fortunate 8 out of 10 for me

Fuck me gently. They love a Mag-based conspiracy theory but suggesting that it’s Newcastle fans who have targeted the Don and his family is something else. The thick as pig-shit bamps.

There was some bint walking round Westminster last week with about 17 poppies & poppy brooches on her jacket plus a red and black beret with another few poppies in it and a poppy-patterned bag over her shoulder.

Prestojuice

Saveloy dip

Fucking hell. The rapping is almost the worst thing about it

They’ll definitely be used to play football.

Bonding over tales of having trudged through the 80s

First world problems

Fuck off

What the actual fuck?