Alex

Big win last night, marra

But the will of the people of Stoke must be respected

Well it’s about as funny as a Carry On film

He’s just the misunderstood class clown. Which, by extension, is my way of saying Kuenssberg is almost as disgusting

He left a crater?

You just answered your own question

When I read about that my immediate thought was he has a large bill of some sort that needs to pay

He’ll only have had about 4 months to get himself fit

For all my whingeing about Corbyn and even though my vote counts for fuck all in my constituency I’ll be voting Labour.

They were all fucking shite at the time.

Diddums. You selfish cunt

Or just keep pretending it’s not your fault. Although you were banging on about people being responsible for their own actions and where that takes them to in life (or words to that effect) on Saturday. Not that I’m suggesting you’re a hypocrite along with the vast majority of people who voted leave or anything.

And it’ll be a lone nutter rather than a terrorist

Stop passing the buck.

Can’t wait for Corbyn to take full advantage of this

It was pissing down for most of the game though. Playing expansive rugby isn’t easy in those conditions. Scotland are quite an exciting, attacking side but the weather played into your hands in that respect. Once you got your noses in front I thought the way you controlled the match was pretty impressive.

It’s what it infers rather its accuracy which people have an issue with. Not that it should come as any surprise, given he’s about as objective as you are

Even the earth’s core isn’t that irony

“I can’t hold my breath long enough”

The Carroll wankfest is sad as fuck. He didn’t do much here and he’s done even less in the intervening years. Probably shows how desperate the fans are for some kind of hero but he can fuck off and take Bruce with him

He is risen. Andy Carroll that is

Give Bruce a chance

3 points off 5th. Just to save our resident toucher the bother

Love how the same people who think everyone can just make themselves better, normally from the generation where social mobility was actually a great deal easier, also seem to think it’s some sort of divine right that the property they own should increase in value in real terms year on year. Whilst, at the same time, failing to realise the latter is a massive obstacle to the former.