Alex

All the mackems at work were buzzing like

I my defence, I was honest enough to admit I’d been duped and you lot all believed it too.

😆 Sorry, lads

😆

The lad has just messaged me to say he was in the wind up. I’ve been on a downer all afternoon, the absolute cunt

Some people are never happy

Aye but Pardew would willingly be Ashley’s bitch again for the money and Ashley would re-employ someone who was, publicly at least, willing to be his bitch. The fact it makes little sense in terms of the football club is directly in line with practically everything the owner has ever done since arriving

It was on but Ashley managed to fuck it up. According to the lad anyway

Takeover is off as well btw according to the same lad

I fucking hope not but the lad works with some of the players. I’m hoping he’s on the wind up tbh

He can’t say owt due to the terms of his contract apparently. I’ve also been told he’s going and Pardew is his replacement. No idea if it’s true but I’m being serious about the info I’ve received. Ashley moving the goalposts at the last minute I’m afraid. At least Noelie should be happy

I see there’s concerns UKIP and the Brexit Party and all those cunts are encouraging people to join the Tories to elect the most mental hardline Brexiteer possible. That’ll be the upholding of democracy those lot always bang on about

In that case you’d be out of the loop anyway

Fuck off

On that basis we’ve already been to Mars anyway

Aah, mammaries

What values? They’ve survived so long by not having any

Aye but then they’d have to admit (or be able to realise) just how fucking gullible they’ve been

Doesn’t feel that lucky for some reason

I knew what you meant and I meant Or rather than of. The lad I know reckons it’s still on btw. It seems like this is the furthest things have gotten as far as the owner selling goes. Still fearing the worst though

Of just fucking things up somehow

He’s troying to soy Hosseloo’s joinen the villah

I heard they were old photos. I also heard the deal is definitely happening. The source is someone who works for the elite academy that some of the players have invested in. I won’t believe it until it’s happened like

“We”