Alex

Tidied, unlike the minge in question

Doesn't really make sense given when the opposite was true he was happy to keep the club. Although very little of his tenure as owner makes sense.

I'm pleased they pointed out that £380M - £400M is significantly more than £300M.

Don't know if people remember but in the wake of the Jimmy Savile stuff David Icke started coming out with patter like "I've been telling people for as long as I can remember about Jimmy Savile". Some journalists even reported it as fact at the time (erm, you might want to do a bit of research rather than take David fucking Icke at his word ). However, on youtube there isn't a single example of Icke mentioning Savile prior to Savile's death. Also, he used to have that 'LIST OF FAMOUS SATANISTS, PAEDOPHILES, AND MIND CONTROLLERS' appearing on his website. Funnily enough, not a single mention of Savile. Whatever else you think of Icke, it takes a special kind of cunt to use the Savile carry on to raise your profile on the back of a pack of lies.

Did Mitrovic score?

The United ice hockey team

You honestly think someone of her ilk is that thin-skinned?

But even if it was the other way round 6 in a row wouldn't bother them if they were in the top flight and we'd just gone down to the third tier. The fucking irony of them cliaming it's the greatest thing that's ever happened to us as well

Was reading the thread on there about 'Mags in the ground'. One says they hope they got chinned by the Burton fans (except they didn't, because Burton have no reason to hate us and seem to have been loving it) then another says he was brave staying in the away end until another points out there's footage on twitter of the same bloke singing Newcastle songs outside the ground. I think all the hoolie stuff is pathetic but it's fucking hilarious how there's barely a thread on there without a few of them piping up about how much damage they'd have done if they'd been there why x, y or z happened then there's a Newcastle fan at the game, ripping the piss then doing the same outside the ground on the day they get relegated to the third tier and absolutely nowt happened to him

Wtf?

12 Beers, 6 Ciders and 2 Advent Calendar chocolates

Doesn't everyone?

Fucking hell

Yeah, pretty much my thoughts.

I know

You can still get odds on us to go down (about 500-1 which, even at that price, is a shit bet) apart from every other combination it requires us to lose and Southampton to win all of the remaining games but it must still be possible.

They've really worked out those relegation clauses well

Given the 6 in a row papered over the cracks long enough for them to get into this state I'd say it was a price worth paying

Even if they did come back up though they don't look anywhere near being a side that's capable of returning to the PL any time soon

I still struggle to get my head round it to be honest. I know the championship is competitive but there's a lot of dross in there too so to actually get relegated (and it looks like they'll finish bottom now) at the first attempt is no mean feat I think it'll be a long way back to the PL too given the money involved. Plus Short's had enough and no one else seems very bothered about buying them (even for nowt). They'll have to rely on their academy (which has a decent track record) and recruiting bargains. In the case of the latter they have a fucking abysmal record. They're an absolute mess.

I bet Bent was over the fucking that he screwed them and horrible fucking fan base

They must’ve temporarily forgotten the special bond they have with Man Utd

Well, it is Sunderland

More seasons in the third tier than they’ve had in Europe

Aye, in all likelihood a win wasn’t enough and a draw was just prolonging the agony