Alex

No idea. I read about it here. I had to check twice it wasn't published on April 1st

Apparently Farage was on Loose Women the other week and in advance it was claimed he would 'get a grilling'. Kelly Brook blew a raspberry on his belly and Janet Street-Porter asked him what his view was on the latest royal baby. Now I wouldn't have expected them to actually give him a seriously hard time but it's the fact they get him on stuff like this then arse-lick him (almost literally it would appear) then treat him like he's some likeable rogueish uncle, rather than the barely contained crypto-fascist he really is that I find disturbing to say the least. Meanwhile Corbyn is treated with utter disdain. Now, I'm far from the latter's biggest fan, especially in regard to his leadership qualities but he's immeasurably more decent in just about every way

Kate Adie’s fault she was adopted by mackems

They all just look like they’re really shit at doing the splits

Doesn't seem like his style though tbf

I wonder if he thought he'd spent X amount and it was going to cost more to get more to get back to the PL and even if he did it was more of the same shit anyway (plus on top of that he'd still have the debt anyway).

It's a great result for them but that's obviously relative to being a League 1 club staring administration in the face. He must've been fucking deperate to get rid of them mind

Probably had to stand like that while someone hoofed him in the gooch when he was their 'fag' at school

You and CT pretty much epitomise cool so you should know

Eww

Love how they're trying to make out they're in the best shape they've been in for years because Short says he's cleared the debt.

It's the Lonsdale hooded top of garden furniture

You can't buy good taste

Was more for Ewerk's and Ant's benefit tbh

Is that the July 12th range?

The link is quite an obvious one I suppose but there's a book called Killer on the Road which examines the correlation between the creation of the interstate highways and the the rise the serial killer in America.

In the clouds. Either that or on the beach , squawking loudly and eating leftover chips

Psychologically it must be difficult for the players to keep playing like their lives depend on it when they're safe. That sounds like it's an excuse for them not giving 100% but because of the dearth of quality in the squad and the way we need to play to get results then it must have been a long, hard season. And not without a high level of stress that comes with spending quite a lot of time in and around the bottom 3 (even when we were a few places above it we were often only 2-3 points off 3rd bottom). And following on from Adios' point re: the results, even should Ashley stay then it should make him realise we need to invest enough to ensure mid-table and push for 7th/8th/9th whereas if we'd won our remaining games he'd probably think we're nearly a Champions League side already, such is his myopic way of viewing things

Old Eldon Square / The Hippy Field / Hamsterdam

It was a bit tongue in cheek, ie great bit of skill but a large slice of luck for it to end up as it did

The original sinister cabal of Tyneside business men

I’ll just leave this here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostmen_of_Newcastle_upon_Tyne