Alex

I wonder if Rafa was watching. Entirely predictable he’s playing well now that they’re down and there’s no pressure on him

They’d be going fucking mental if it was Mourinho

https://mobile.twitter.com/ALS_Fanzine/status/1116814487900819456 Fucking tragic crack that like

Brings a whole new meaning to bag o’ shite

If they end up in the playoffs they should ask if they can play both legs away

The gift that keeps giving

Don’t tempt fate!

You freakin’ a-hole

I nearly mentioned that story about the penalty shoot out

Can’t be many of that side left now. RIP

Local lad made good. Must’ve been a dream come true scoring for his hometown team in the European Cup final in his final season. My dad always said he was hard but fair. RIP

I see someone’s been reading Larn Yersel Geordie

I see they got CT to write Davide’s copy.

It’s just spiced rum is basically a liqueur. There’s about two brands don’t add sugar but on the whole loads is added. If you like it that’s fine but it isn’t ‘rum’ to me in the same way Drambuie is completely different to whisky. The real villains, if you like, though are those producing things like Ron Zacapa and Bumbu. They market these as ‘premium’ products when they’re based on pretty young, neutral spirits that are flavoured and sweetened and this is marketed as being down to the ageing process. I don’t mind people liking them but they’re charging at least double what they should be. That said, the people who buy into brands like Zacapa probably deserve it

No because they almost always add sugar to their rum and their versions are aged in France rather than tropically. They’re cocktail rums much beloved of bartenders

The queen’s a traitor now. https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/04/09/daily-mail-readers-calling-queen-traitor-todays-best-brexit-thing/

Aye, but you aren’t usually taking the piss when you do

Stoke?

They ripped the piss out of SJH for saying much less cringeworthy things than the new owners. And Hall actually delivered

Going to try some Clairin for the first time the neet. It’s Haitian unaged agricole style rum. Or firewater

It’s miles better than most flavoured and spiced offerings but you really should try the real thing.

I think I’ll vote Green.

CT’s an unmitigated cunt. If you let him bother you he’s gained another little victory

I fucking hate that cunt

It’s the latter with some of the more intelligent ones I think. It’s well within the capabilities of the likes of Francois to think we’re riding off into the land of milk and honey