Alex

Well, that's a fair point but all I meant was their competence was barely a consideration as other factors were far more of a concern to such a weak PM

But we all know May has only given these jobs to incompetent politicians she can't trust because they're somewhat easier to rein in within the confines of being in the Cabinet. What a pitiful carry on

Might as well have said the dog ate it

Aye but there was also some hoohar about them increasing the cost of the product due to import cost rises or something.

I think there was some English wine in there too. Might've been Chapel Down, which is nice stuff, although inevitably low yeild due to our climate and it's not exactly going to have the French, Spanish or the Italians worrying. The Germans and the Austrians produce far more. Anyway, wasn't it pointed out the grape used was Pinot Noir? Was like something off The Day Today.

Nothing illustrates the brilliance of the UK manfacturing sector better than a defunct model designed 50 years ago

That rings a bell but wasn't it also part of the hamper of Great British shite that the government took along to the initial negotiations or something? I like Marmite but ffs

Just clocked the football. It there's one thing Britain (and England in particular, which amounts to the same thing as far as The Sun is concerned) is renowned for then it's the brilliance of our footballers. Surprised Marmite isn't on there

Spitfire, Alton Towers, some stately home with a photoshopped oversized Union Jack Straight out The Viz

Fuck off

"Planning"

Put together like the adverts they did for Fight Milk on Always Sunny...

Surely alarm bells should've been ringing straight away. Gullible as fuck these journos tbh

Aye, good PR for Trump's bollocks in exchange for a few hundred million dollars which no one outside Kim's inner circle will actually see.

Never been pissed on by a North Korean before

They did a weird 13 second handshake

Just like how their hero 'Tommy' broke the law with a suspended sentence hanging over him so he's a 'political prisoner'. I.e. special pleading's ok where they're concerned. I see the march for him was poorly attended and the divs who follow him thought they'd get away with showing a picture of Liverpool's CL winning parade as their protest in London. That said, loads of people would've lapped it up. Someone I know shared a story on Facebook about a 30 weeks pregnant woman being stopped by the police and being forced to remove some England flags from her car for 'making a statement'. It was totall scant when it came to details about when it happened etc and one of the most obvious pieces of fake news available. Originally posted by some JRM-loving Brexit mong. The kid in question is a mackem like

Called 'The Hornets' which will no doubt be the excuse but I don't either

The master race right there

As the club where you could have a class weekend in Newcastle whilst catching a bit of footy just down the road is about the best they can hope for.

League Two?

Aye. Even at the death with Rashid's run out. There was absolutely no need for it as a single was fine under the circumstances.