Alex

Jezbollah

Listen to Thomas Mair here

Well done, in that case

Paul Wynning

Hey, you know that deal we talked about potentially doing with you if you actually got to the point where you are in an even weaker bargaining position than now? Well, we've had a re-think on the terms.

I get the impression that even you don't think you're funny when you read your posts back

But they all love us. And owe us. Or they love us as much as they owe us.

I'm aware of that now but I still think it could be as cool as extreme ironing. And the latter ties in nicely with our new pet Nazi

We've got loads of time and we've really put the EU in its place in the negotiations so far

Well, the chief civil servant in Fox's department did recently say that there could be a loss of trade deals with around 40 countries on the day we leave, so maybe that's where the Secretary of State for International Trade plucked that number from.

Promised there would be 40, then changed that to hoping there would be 40. Here's a list of the ones he's secured so far:

13 years ago almost to the day (7th May 2005). Decent comeback

They've lost, they just need a while to get over it.

I see there was another knockout for GGG at the weekend as he equalled Bernard Hopkins' record of 20 successful world title defences at middleweight

So much irony

Apart from anything (i.e. apart from it being utterly meaningless drivel) does he not fucking realise that was fostered in a spirit of adversity?

Trade deal with the lost city of Atlantis? With their pure blooded, Nordic ancestry they should be perfect

So why have you just taken to humping the shed?

A real man's man you like

Have you ever tried combining the two?

The kick-off plan

Surprised they aren't looking to forge another special relationship