Alex

The kick-off plan

Surprised they aren't looking to forge another special relationship

At least it wasn’t in a big game.

Not being morbidly obese is for girls

You two should go on tour. It’s like vintage Canon and Ball.

Ah knaa I’m stuck in the 90s a bit (alreet a lot) and part of that is due to my age but when it comes to football and music (amongst other things) it was better, even accounting for my bias.

You’re a Brexit friendly half-wit

The atmosphere at the sos this season has varied between poisonous and nonexistent so they stick their stupid fucking banners up their collective jacksy

Jinxed it

There’s only one thing that could be funnier than the mackems being in the third tier with Burton and that’s Burton being a league above them

Lambert’s another shit manager who inexplicably keeps getting jobs

@ChezGiven

Their ‘potential’ laid bare there

It's a very common possessive noun

Heidi Allen the Conservative MP?

I could never get away with the teachers who were arseholes then went on like they were your best mate when you were in 6th form or had left the school. Feel a bit bad naming names as they're probably all brown bread given what a fossil I am

@ewerk You had Chairman's Reserve before? It's a lovely drop and it would be up your street I think. It's St Lucian but very similar in style to the rums you get from Barbados. It's very good value anyway but Sainsbury's and Amazon Prime both have a couple of quid at the minute. Can't go wrong for £18. It's tropically aged for 5 years (which equates to about 10-15 years ageing in a more temperate climate). Good enough to sip but makes for a very affordable mixer, especially at that price.

Was listening to that last weekend.

And a comedic one

FFS

Eh? You said your borough voted Tory