Alex

Aye, agreed. Especially the bit in bold and while he was a good defender he was never that good to start with.

Superman was the first film I saw at the pictures

RIP

He’s back on his own terms

You wouldn’t be able to tell them apart

World Soccer is normally pretty good

Actually Midori with white rum & soda / lemonade is quite a nice long refreshing drink. Probably about the only thing I would ever drink with Midori. The only downside is you have to hand your cock and balls in before partaking of one

Came to about 150 quid. Good old Barclaycard

It's only funny if you design it yourself iirc

I think everyone can be excused for ignoring Paul Merson

Worth noting you need a bit of luck as a manager since SBR's first choices were Jeffers and Zenden.

It's an incredible 'article' like. Made all the more so by CT thinking it's making some profound point. It reads more like sour grapes and some desperate attempt to portray the right as somehow more dignified, intelligent and mature. Or, to put it another way, it's a bit PC gone mad.

Er, the article you linked to from The Times is an article from The Times is it? Cheers for that. Also, you articulated an opinion about the article. I wouldn't have normally pointed that out either but it seems like you think everyone bar you missed that.

Good piece on Laurent Robert and his time here from These Football Times: https://thesefootballtimes.co/2018/05/14/the-chaotic-charm-of-newcastle-cult-hero-laurent-robert/

He's either wumming or he's so lacking in self-awareness that calling someone a gammon is unacceptably immature whereas saying "You lost, get over it" every time his arse gets handed to him in a debate about Europe is somehow different.

Brings a whole new meaning to ham-fisted

These just arrived. It's going to be a long wait until the weekend.

Just the first game I think. I think Lascelles has played every league game since when he's been available.

But Jesus or something

Difficult to know if it's self-parody at this point. Probably not. Edit: CT that is, as it's definitely not the case with the DUP

Whatever, Rum Ham

Apart from gammon, which is canny funny and perfectly descriptive, those insults are shit. Not so much 'melt' in its wider context, more within the paramters set by that article. That DUP MP trying to make out gammon is racist is canny funny

Can't think of any gammons on here

Thanks, saved me reading it