Dr Gloom

wasn’t even the reserves tbh

i'm struggling to see what the point of this game has been - why fly to the other side of the world to put out a youth team to be humiliated by some aussie pros?

forget about Bowen man - he's going to cost north of £80m after a 20 goal season. not happening - much better value to be found elsewhere. aparenty that olise has a release clause closer to £40m than the £60m originally quoted. I'd be all over that one

i suppose you'd rather have a beer with klopp

lovely message. would have nice to have signed off with a

left back is one glaring weakness in an otherwise good-looking squad. i'm pleased he's finally picked players in form instead of old favourites such as henderson and rashford. bowen, gordon and palmer all deserve to be in. lewis hall looks a better option at left back than an undercooked shaw or half-fit trippier playing out of position

i heard bellingham has been playing a deeper midfield role lately

i reckon eddie would be good value over a beer. he's a self-confessed introvert who probably warms up and after a couple of pints, revealing an impish and dry sense of humour. klopp on the other hand loves the smell of his own farts, and after a couple of attitude adjusters would even more crushingly boring than he is in his post-match interviews

don’t derfend him

Can't wait for the away trip to Moldova to see FC Petrocub

it was just his dad though telling him he was ahead, it sounded like to me. he seemed to contradict what sugarhill steward was saying. might explain fury's comments at the end of the fight. that his dad convinced him he was ahead in the fight - it was pretty obvious he lost it in the 9th and needed a KO in the final round or a knockdown for it to be close

Is that “Bruno ole ole ole” we’re singing

It’s an end of season party

The lines Csn fuck off

They’re pressing us well. Burn, Barnes and Hall have all looked hurried under pressure

Shame we didn’t see this lineup against Man U (with Gordon in the team)

I thought it was a great fight with both of them going at it. These massive bouts can often be cagey and underwhelming. Fury looked good in the middle rounds but Usyk clearly won it in the 9th when the ref could have stopped the fight and fury was saved by the bell. How the fuck didn’t he go down The lights were out and the way he was bouncing off the ropes was comical. Glad Usyk won in after hearing Fury’s salty comments at the end. The better fighter won. Did anyone notice that Fury coach was telling him one thing when he was in his corner and his dad was contradicting him telling fury he was ahead in the fight, when he clearly wasn’t. Bizarre from old man fury and probably time to sling him from his corner