Dr Gloom

who's this cunt?

he's still a young manager. feels like it's 10 years too soon for him

fish has a mrs too

exactly this. he's replacing dummet so is clearly a big upgrade to the squad

is he? i'm only really going on when i've seen him play agianst us, where he caused us all kinds of problems just off the front man in that space in front of our back four, and a quick glance at his wykipedia page which suggests AM/winger

MGB is a number 10/wide man, isn’t he? Would he compete for Bruno’s spot in midfield? Probably more likely Miggy’s replacement and competition for Gordon and Barnes

e-scooters are so 2019 I’ve moved on

have we signed another sick note?

this maniac against sleepy joe - not exactly the most inspiring contest

life was pretty simple for blokes before the contraceptive pill allowed women to join the workforce - your typical working man would provide for the family, come home to dinner on the table and a clean house, give his pay packet to the wife every week to manage the household and come and go to the pub as he pleased in return. women's liberation has been a great thing but it's led to a crisis of masculinity - a lot of blokes clearly feel pretty desperate and confused about their role in a changing world. it's the era of jordan peterson, andrew tate and incels on the more extreme end.

anthony browne is right in that clip further up the page. the UK is a small c conservative country, which is why elections are always won from the centre, and why the tory party's implosion by pandering to the right is a joy to behold.

i agree, but for a lot of blokes, it's how we cope. i have probably talked more openly to you lot about mental health challenges than any friends IRL. it's just not what we do when we get together. i would also say i think that male friendships are a form of therapy and it's important to maintain them as we get older, even if we don't have deep chats about our feelings the way a lot of female friends do when they hang out.

did you hear about the dyslexic raver? last time i saw him he was chewing his face off after necking too many Fs

I reckon it would be good for a bit then would be dead boring. I’m sort of dreading retirement for this reason. I’m going to have to take up golf or something or become a raging alcoholic

English, 26 years old, regular first team starter in a team that made champions league. Got to be looking for £25m

agreed. If a bid of £40m comes in it’s a no brainer. He might turn out to be class but it’s someone else’s gamble and we can reinvest the cheddar elsewhere. We’re going to have to sell some players as long as this ffp bollocks is in place. Send him packing along with Miggy and Wilson and we’re looking at a decent war chest

maybe he somehow got an ostrich to the training ground. but he randomly collected the ostrich from the zoo, stuffed it into the back of his car and drove it there himself? howay man

there wasn't a more naturally talented english player in the 80s/90s

some of those stories have got to be bullshit, or embellished after years of holding court in the pub, he can't remember what actually happened anymore. the one about the ostrich ffs - how's he persuaded a zoo to lend him an ostrich for they day, let alone coaxed it into the back of his car ffs