Dr Gloom

i like the idea that it's automated, so it least it removes any bias to favour the team with the right badge

OJ Simps done

Quicker though isn’t it? Seems to work better then some muppet drawing lines on screen with a fucking ruler

Right, anyone know if this bullshit is better or worse for us then the existing psr rules?

they got the fat pig in now and can't afford them both. they can't justify the sort of wedge he's on these days

Great that Big Joe has agreed a new deal. It's imperative we keep Bruno too. He's our most important player. Just give him the captain's armband. The way he has managed to control himself these past few games to avoid picking up the final yellow card that would result in a two game suspension has been unreal - particularly as his performance levels haven't dropped. He loves it here. Make him captain - let him be the one to lift the firs trophy. (watch him pick up a booking against Spurs now for a reckless tackle or mouthing off to the ref now)

he hit 32” waistline years ago - keep up

definitely fake. there’s no chance Mount is making the squad

definitely fake. there’s no chance Mount is making the squad

I know they mean well but can anyone explain how the leader of the UK opposition party can stop Netanyahu’s assault on Gaza?

so the robots reckon we're winning the champions league before arsenal

maddison should be banned for our game with spurs. he's guaranteed to score now

Cum again?

never knew burt reynolds played footie

i was surprised to learn he was still alive when he was announced as our manager and that was more than a decade ago

wrong emoji choice. of the last three games i've been to we've won two, drawn one.