Dr Gloom

i listened to talk shite on the drive home after the match and that’s exactly what the two WUM presenters were up to - fishing for bites by asking if Howe is underachieving with no mention of he season-long injury crisis

yes. A useful reminder that he’s a great option at cb

Andrew out

Frustrating match exacerbated by where I was sat, with all the boring old bastards in the paddock. Great view just above the dugout but fuck me, what a miserable set of cunts. The corner did its bit to get the atmosphere going and part of level 7 near the away fans gave it a go but I was literally the only person in my block singing. Time for some of these miserable old twats to give it up for the next generation. As for the football, I’m devastated. No chance we deserved to draw that game, despite what the moaning OAPs around me would suggest. Everton are minging. We let them off the hook massively. Disappointing on a positive note, I had a pre match Chinese at Happiness Inn on Percy street. No frills restaurant/service but the food was first class. Better than anywhere I’ve been on Stowell st

Went to My Delhi in the end. Dishoom-level quality curry. I was impressed. Can see them turning it into a nationwide chain

i don't think we have any other options at left back do we?

Thanks for the suggestions lads!

happy retirement mate!

anyone been here? https://www.restaurantrebel.co.uk/ looks quite fancy. fine dining in heaton - who knew?

i looked at my delhi. menu looks nice - any good?

the shops are open. I presumed restaurants would be too, wrongly by the look of it

Is the whole of town closed on Mondays like???

Cook House and 21 are closed on Mondays 😬

Yeah, I am but I’m also going into town with the Mrs tomorrow so want to somewhere nice. Was thinking 21 or cook house - but keen to hear other cool new spots. is it worth going out to jesmind for that chuco’s taco place?

Anyone been to pizza punks? Any good?

I’d rather read some random opinion on a message board

no but thanks 🙏

Anyone got any good restaurant tips? I’m in town for the match on Tuesday and want to try somewhere new. Was thinking Cook House or similar. I heard there’s a really good taco place that’s worth trying too? All tips welcome

3-1 to us. Howe red card for fist pumping to the crowd when we go ahead Barnes hart trick overshadowed by an injury to his back, while performing his shit celebration, ruling him out for 18 months

Eh? It starts in ten minutes - you about to head out on an all-nighter?

Milk is the fastest liquid in the universe. Its pasteurised before you see it

I figured. I’ve been successful in the ballot four times this season but it’s always been the east stand or milburn - never the gallowgate or the singing section in the corner