Dr Gloom

Corbyn was an absolute disaster for the Labour party and the country. I blame him almost as much as Johnson and Cameron for where we are now. The useless cunt facilitated this shambles

Fyp

took me a while to get into him, but both albums are really good - growers, not showers

it’s looking like you won’t be disappointed

i thought the last series with maria sofia storyline was the poorest yet. shame, but i guess it's the right time to sign off

time to start taking the proverbial with stadium naming rights and training ground sponsors

Sell Longstaff for £25m (pure profit because he’s homegrown), Miggy to Saudi for £30m, Bruno to Real if they activate the £110m release clause and let the rebuild commence

when he was quizzed about whether we need a "number six" in a press conference earlier in the season he said no as we have three DMs already - bruno, tonali and longstaff can all play that role. i guess that's open for debate. bruno cn play that role, but i think we'd all prefer to see him play in the more advanced role, as would the player himself

howe doesn't seem to think we need one though

I read some comments from Bruno on Twitter post-Luton that seemed to be laying the groundwork for a summer departure if we don’t qualify for Europe

there’s the kiss of death, ffs

Agreed but this is Southgate. We talk about Howe having his favourites but this bloke takes it to a different level. Phillips, who is still dining out on his performances in the euros three years ago, will start alongside Rice. Henderson, who should do the honourable thing and retire from international football, will run him close.

I saved you from bothering watching it. You’re welcome

I think they have written off the season and will back Howe to finish as high as he can with the current squad before going big in the summer when hopefully ffp will be less of an issue. The Eales interview was designed to put pressure on the PL to loosen the P&S regulations. The PL don’t want another transfer window where no cunt spends any money for fear of being the next Everton. Nor do Sky. It’s not good for the “best league in the world” brand. I’d like another European adventure next season but 8th isn’t the end of the world if they’re allowed to give Howe £200m+ to spend in the summer and he has more time on the training pitch without the extra fixtures.

💯 The #howeout crew can get in the bin.

not helped by only having three fit midfielders to choose from either, one of whom is 17

howe has got to be starting tino at leftback against forest, surely. he hasn't put a foot wrong when he's played in that position this season, unlike burn, who can be a liability when he comes up against wingers with pace.

at the end though, they return to the barbie matriarchy world, and ken returns to being the cuckold "just ken", like it's the better version of the real world.

i have to confess, it did make me feel like i was a closet incel when i talked to my wife about it on the way home from the cinema, which i suppose was the point - it was a film designed to make men feel uncomfortable about generations of privileged life in the patriarchy - i don't really have a problem with that, and i guess it succeeded in that sense. i just think it needed to be funnier to pull it off.

of course she did. mine did too i found its message nauseating and misandrist, and it wasn't funny enough to detract from the film's main takeaway which seemed to be that men are bad and women are good, and that we need a matriarchy to replace the patriarchy. isn't feminism supposed to be about equality instead of replacing one hierarchy with another?

fyp

too unfunny for me

nee fucking way is materazzi getting in ahead of baressi or nesta