Dr Gloom

I'm addicted to jalapeño hot sauce. Good call

Deep fry in lard with cheesy beans on the side for a nice light supper

I'm hoping they will learn from this season. Not hopeful they will but its not rocket science is it? Invest 20m or so every year, make sure we have decent cover in every position and you can still cash in on a big player every now and again. It stop the revolving door policy and try and keep the majority of the group of players together.

Well yes, but we're in this mess because of the lack of investment in the summer

This lad looks like a sub to me. Hopefully one senior striker to come

You still can. This should have been done in the summer

Sorry like bit I had to at that one

Well done Board! Now for a striker of this quality please

Pleasing to see the club reacting to the situation. Shame t wasn't done in the summer - we might have had a decent season!

french - check

i see him as a replacement for ranger - who to be fair has played way too many minutes this season - than a replacement for ba. hopefully there's a replacement there still to come, given we were going to splash out the best part of 10m on remy

arse out in fenwicks window time from me if he stays

big - check black - check athletic - check

more or less gone though hasn't he?

will the pre-contract agreement still stack up if we're playing championship football?

santon leaving in the summer (or sooner) is probably the justification

chain him to the treadmill by the heart monitor so redknapp can't drag him out while no one's looking.

i have no idea how he got the job. proverbial face for radio. all the lasses on ssn are stunners and the blokes are mainly overweight spods.

you're taking the piss now aren't you?

what, this goon?

good to see these austerity measures really working. another two years anyone? sure why not? the medicine isn't working, let's not bother changing it. let's increase the doseage. tory fuckwits. UK deficit higher than expected By Sarah O’Connor, Economics Correspondent Britain was forced to borrow more than expected last month to plug the gap between spending and revenues as the government struggled to improve the public finances at a time of economic malaise. The budget deficit was £15.4bn in December, more than the £14.8bn in the same month a year ago and a touch higher than City economists were expecting. Corporate tax receipts were roughly the same as last year, while government spending rose more than other government receipts such as income tax.“Government borrowing appears on course to be higher than planned for the current year, as austerity measures have failed to reduce government spending and weak economic growth has resulted in disappointing tax revenues,” said Chris Williamson, an economist at Markit, the data company. “The danger is that the data add to the risk of the UK losing its AAA credit rating, a risk that will intensify significantly if Friday’s gross domestic product report shows the UK entering a new downturn.” All three of the main rating agencies have put the UK’s top triple A sovereign credit rating on watch for a potential downgrade. Over the financial year so far, government borrowing is about 20 per cent lower than at the same point a year ago, but this reflects the one-off transfer of the Royal Mail’s pension fund to the government books, which has flattered the figures. After stripping out that effect, public borrowing is about 7 per cent higher than a year ago as the government’s plan to balance the books remains off track. The year-to-date figures looked a little better than last month, thanks to official revisions to previous months’ borrowing figures. Last month, George Osborne said he would have to extend austerity measures by an extra two years to 2018 to close the structural current budget deficit. On the forecasts of the official fiscal watchdog, he will also miss his target to have public debt falling as a share of output by 2015. Last month, the level of public debt rose to 70.7 per cent of gross domestic product, up from 66 per cent a year earlier. The Treasury said: “These figures underline what the chancellor said at the Autumn Statement: it’s taking time, but the economy is healing. The deficit has come down by a quarter since 2010 and more than a million private sector jobs have been created.” Government current spending rose 5.4 per cent while current revenue rose 3.6 per cent, including a 2.4 per cent rise in income tax receipts and a 0.2 per cent rise in corporation tax receipts. http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/10b9c6b8-647d-11e2-9711-00144feab49a.html

just think of the revenues from all those extra letters when his name is printed on replica shirts

gutted if he goes but looks like he will. shame we'll never see him play alongside the new french kid.

Everyone's talking about these players like we've signed them. Calm down dears until they're photographed in black and white. Remy still fresh in the mind.