Dr Gloom

fucking hell. we should have just had a pen and they should be a man down for a hand ball

looks like obertan is playing up front with shola so no extra man in the middle. they were three against three when they broke just then. where is our midifeld?

we're up against it. can't get hold of it in midfield. sunderland keep getting in behind.

cabaye giving possession away cheaply.

all the toon rivers i can find are are showing the rugger buggers or the setanta boys talking about man u v spurs. anyone got a direct link? hit us up please

Muchos gracias

Anyone know of any good rivers kicking about? I haven't used a reliable one for ages.

Not really the sort of player we really want to be getting linked with, with just ten days to go until the transfer window shuts.

If we signed him tomorrow would you have him in your XI for Saturday? Yes. Its funny that you think your funny I laughed. Haven't seen too many formations recently. Is the realisation that this transfer window is likey to be another massively underwhelming one kicked in? I actually hope I'm wrong and that our owners do the right thing but I'll be surprised if we get more than a new left back.

Fucking farcical as per. Utterly predictable though

Who the fuck is this wanker?

Thank you Dr G Can I just say I think its time you "let go" of your gloom and got a new name for this season. Something like Dr brightening up..... You could actually change it after each match to reflect our overall mood. It would also keep Leazes on his toes. Ha, good idea. Though i suspect I may be dr suicide watch after the derby...

Ah, i agree with HF - you're quite canny really CT. You talk some nonsense and have some dodgy political views and of course you love to play the wind up merchant but you're not a bad lad really.

Well, whatever it was, my mate was in a bad way for the best part of a year. Well he would be, what with seeing his mother get killed and all. Thats not ME, thats just being human Yeah but the difference between typical shock and depression symptoms and what she had was it was the physical side of it that did her in. Obviously she was under massive mental stress but she said it was like she had flu for a year. Couldn't get out of bed, achy joints, weak knees, trembling etc.

Well, whatever it was, my mate was in a bad way for the best part of a year.

I think ME can be mental illness that manifests itself through prolonged and debilitating physical symptoms though. It can be quite different in nature to post traumatic shock.

Stay away from lemmington spa. I got started on last time i was out there. Shithole basically.

You sound a bit like Adrian Mole tbf with that list of symptoms like Craig. Are you sure you're not just. Mssive hypochondriac? Jokes aside, ME is no joke. If that's what it is. My friend who had it was in a car crash with her mum and her sister. Her mum died but the two sisters survived. Obviously a massive trauma like that will affect you; she was diagnosed with ME and ended up taking the best part of a year off work. Have you experienced large amounts of stress in your life? If so, a physical breakdown driven by mental illness can be just as debilitating as a nervous breakdown. Hope it turns out to be nothing too serious.

Soya already decided to name her new baby 'tofu'.

You're obsessed with "Gloomy", aren't you? You're not wrong. I've had him on ignore for months now and he still won't let it lie. He's convinced I've only just come around to his way of thinking with regards to ashley despite the fact he's been proved wrong on that account several times now. It's like banging your head against a brick wall with this guy, hence why I blocked him. I'm not surprised to see through others' quotes how often he brings me up though. Seething tbh.

A friend of mine had it. It's a stress related mental illness.

Not sure they qualify as condiments. They're essentials as oppose to optional A condiment is basically anything that is used to flavour food. You're talking about sauces and relishes Yes, but in a restaurant the salt and pepper shakers are always on the table and not in the condiment basket, which is usually brought to the table on request. Don't fuck wit my condiment knowledge sonny jim.