Dr Gloom

Ooooh, a close call but Dijon mustard's versatility makes it the master.

Kicks your ketchups and hp sauces to touch tbh.

Also, you know you're getting old when the hairdresser asks you if you want your eyebrows trimmed.

Not grey or bald but struggling with the excess nostril hair and extra long Ginger eyebrow hair that sprouted out of nowhere about a year ago

Interesting to note we didn't sign any of the players on that alleged hit list. More like bull shit list

God, when will it end?

You couldn't make it up

Would perch be a good replacement for Enrique?

it's been 29 degrees all week in london, way to humid with all the polution. unpleasant

honestly man, if this board weren't such complete fuckwits, i'd be quite excited about this season. all they needed to do was keep hold of the likes of nolan, barton and enrique and reinvest the carroll money on a couple of new forward players. so what do they do? buy a bunch of players that most of us have never seen play for peanuts, one sicknote that's had half a season in the premier league and then they do their best to sell the senior players that have glued the side together in the past two seasons. you honestly couldn't make it up. when are they going to just fuck off and die?

I'd like to sew his asshole closed and keep feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him.

The opening post is silly. The fact is the club is still for sale at the right price. A new owner is the only thing that will change the club. The post by Stevie Ross is spot on - no one will buy us because Ashley is holding out for silly money, which he won't get. So while he can't make his cash back that way, he'll continue to reduce overheads and sell players on for big profits where he can with little regard to what it might do to our league position.

Hell no

pardew made to look like like the no influence mug he is too with recent comments. carroll quotes all over again. "I think Joey will be here (next season). He's said all along he wants to stay and I want him to stay so there's no conflict. His contract may get resolved but probably not until it runs out.”

that must leave just colocini and smith still at the club earning more than 40k a week. mike loves it when a plan comes together

dinner for schmucks. i was dubious before we gave it a crack but like steve carrell so though fuck it. wish i hadn't bothered. we watched about an hour before turning it off. watched whatever works instead. woody allen directing larry david. watchable - 6/10

He's got to do that all the time. He's a Glen McGrath rather than a Michael Holding type of bowler. He's nippy like but he's not the same bowler when he tries to knock batsmen's blocks off. he's still got a good short ball. just seems the penny's dropped with him that the short stuff shouldn't be your stock delivery. save it as a suprise delivery or for the tail enders.

broad's a totally different player now he's pitching it up. man of the series so far.

agree; great series. it will almost be a shame to see an england win as it will probably lose its spice after that.

interesting to hear some of the commentary today. lots of ex pros seem to think bell made a school boy error and the decision should have stood. i agree to a point. but it would still be a pretty crap way to get someone out.

very well done by ms dhoni to withdraw that appeal. letter of the law said bell should have walked but wasn't really keeping with the spirit of the game.

Its a long way up, still a good view of the action...and the city

bridget

Fascinating days play. Nice to a good old fashioned test match wicket with plenty in it for bowlers. It'll be interesting to see if it swings as much tomorrow if the sun shines. This has got a result written all over it. Could go either way.

good knock from broad. just need jimmy to revamp his role from cardiff last year and stay with him for a bit longer. after that nightmare lunch session we could be on the verge of a semi competitive score