Dr Gloom

who the fuck is going to play left back next season after enrique walks on the last day of the tranfer window? i can't see us replacing him before he goes and unless i've missed something, i can't see that we been linked with anyone of note in that position. this is a big worry for me. we can carry one slightly dodgy full back but not sure i'd want another simspon type player at left back too. good lefties don't grow on trees.

just curious as to the general consensus given the recent influx of weirdos and wronguns.

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Well, it wasn't me who drove him out. Correct Nick. It was his racist abuse of NUFC players, threats to rape people, etc wot did it M'lud. Strange. I haven't found anything like that among his posts. Can you provide some examples? He's now posting on a Big Brother forum if you want to compare notes on kidnapping. Reported. grass

Just read it, you utter bastard. 60 odd pages man, is it really that gripping?

so what did stevie find that was so awful?

can anyone succinctly sum up the events in this thread as they unfolded for someone that can't be arsed to trawl through all 60 odd pages?

Defoe would be a great signing for us tbf. That's exactly why it not happen.

the two that i mostly get are roy keane and gianni, the love rat out of eastenders when i was a nipper people used to say i looked like fred savage out of the wonder years.

had a couple of biftas last night with an old mate i haven't seen in ages. forgot how nice it is.

one things clear - we won't be offering cl football as long as the current fuckwits running the club are around.

At least him going now might force the club to get a replacement in. I was fully expecting another final day of the window sale and a kuqi style panic buy replacement. Absolutely no blame attachedto Enrique in any of this. If I were him, I'd want away too. He's been an excellent servent. Shame for him he played for us while Ashley was owner.

Even if we do sign this lad, it's a pretty underhelming replacement for Carroll. He's totally unproven in the premier league, just like the rest of our summer signings to date.

Yeah but Beemers are cool, which is obviuosly the most important issue

Yeah but Beemers are cool, which is obviuosly the most important issue

Even bathroom is, to some, a little bit too descriptive of the terrible events which unfold in those places. Those faint-hearted souls opt for 'rest room'. Ffs yeah, might as well say 'i'm just off for a quick power nap on the shitter'. Rest room ffs. Who honestly goes there to rest?

I think you may be right on at least two of those, possibly all three.

Fuck's sake man. He's been put out of action by two poor tackles. i know, not blaming the player in any way. it's just exactly the kind of thing that always seems to happen to us when we sign a top player. it would be typical if he ended up crocked for the majority of his contract.

i've got a feeling ben arfa is going to be yet another newcastle player that arrives with a big reputation but ends up spending more time on the treatment table than the pitch.

He looks a good prospect tbf but the rumoured price, 10-15m is just daft. The Market for English played is silly.

He's quite funny on panel shows but his standup is shocking.

not on the list but happy holidays grates. just say which holiday you're so fucking happy about. describing using the toilet as using the bathroom. you going for a fucking shower at 3pm in the office or something you stupid yank?

i'd play shola ahead of best for now. though with best there is at least an outside chance he may improve. with shola, we pretty much know what you're getting. but for now, that's better than best, who still has a lot to do to prove he is a capable reserve for a premier league club.

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