Dr Gloom

I'd ignore fish's advice. The tube is the worst thing about living in London. My days of commuting from clapham still haunt me. Used to have to wait for three trains often before being able to get one only to stand for half an hour with your face in someone's armpit. The train is so much more civilised. You often get a seat, you can open the window and you don't get stuck for long periods underground. I'd get a place in shoreditch and walk to work. Or try Dalston or Stoke Newington. Both cool areas that are close by

It turns out being hungover in Amsterdam isn't so fun.

Haven't been to the gym all week but been away on shoots, dragging 30kg light cases around Newcastle and Amsterdam and feel like I've burned more calories than in an average week at work

Same here, feel like a fucking pervert. Lass in front of me on the cross trainer, shorts on so tight and small you could see the bottom of her full arse, when she got off she turned round and had tits like Kelly Brook but bigger with LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH across them. She can only have been about 20 mind. Fuckin wrongun! Stopped eating bread for a week, and a canny bit of gym work, lost 6lbs - 16st 4, as of the neet am on the road again. Chunk tbh

My gaydar is tingling

I'm in a drunken and high but got to get up in five hours to interview people at a conference mood

What should I do CT, you saggy breasted behemoth?

That is all

Another thread ruined by the umpteen posts i can't read

Hadaway and shite man, he was useless

You look like him in Desperately Seeking Susan and you act like him too. i have literally no idea who you're talking about btw, i'm guessing it's an insult. but if we're getting into looks here i'll just say calm down fat boy

you'll have to forgive us if we didn't take it as gospel given your prior record on this sort of thing eh? 8 pieces of ITK, 7 of them right. This isn't even ITK, it was a chat with a club employee I'd never met me before, common knowledge in the club. Just goes to show the mug rule is right. If you're nice to someone 99 times and a cunt once, they'll remember the cunt bit first. fair enough. i'm struggling to remember those other seven but it's no surprise that it's the baines one that people remember when you declared so confidently that he would sign for us by the end of the week only for him to go to everton.

oooh, you hit me where it hurts there like, my postcode. if you're so confident that this deal is a certainty, even going so far as suggesting you know of the agreed price, why not reveal who your source is? you'll have to forgive us if we question its credibility though if it's the same contact that told you that baines transfer was such a certainty.

No offence, but if this was true, to the extent that you knew it for a certainty, it would be in the press and we'd be hearing it from more than one source. aye, shades of leighton baines there like.

i'd love to drop a heed on the cunt

BTW that's not the full quote, which was: http://www.thetimes....icle3345303.ece Europe, Llambias says, “would create a whole different problem, but a nice problem”, and at a club where “self-sufficiency is our plan — keep buying, keep selling, keep buying, keep it affordable, but still compete”, it might persuade the talented young players scouted by the influential Graham Carr, and moulded by Pardew, to stick around. “Cheik Tioté, for instance, is out there,” Llambias said. “People know he’s a good player. How are we going to stop a big club from coming in for him? It’ll be very hard. If someone knocks on the door, the reality is that we may have to trade. “If you can take players from Arsenal, you can take them from anybody. But one thing in our favour is that we now have a very good side and that might encourage the player to stay.” and another: http://www.thetimes....icle3344997.ece why even bring up tiote though? he's touting him for sale? and why refer to big clubs coming in as if we're not a big club ourselves? we have a chance to kick on now by hanging on to our best players and brining in better players around them. we will never progress if we keep selling our best players after they've been with us for just a couple of seasons.

you'll have to forgive us if we didn't take it as gospel given your prior record on this sort of thing

Basically letting the world know one of our most important players is for sale. Just when it looks like we might be turning a corner he admits we're still a selling club. We'll never get anywhere with this odius twat running the club.

i know what you're saying - this last year since the bairn arrived has flown by. i'm going to be middle aged in the blink of an eye.

the thing i've noticed since turning 30 is all the niggles you get. little pulls and stains here seem to crop up all the time. i could train like a beast in my 20s and never get injured.

i'm feeling quite chipper actually. it's my son's first birthday this weekend so having friends and family over to our new house for a party. i've broken the back of the decorating and unpacking, work is going well and the weekend is nigh. life is good right now

well done taylor. he's earned the new deal. i didn't think he was premiership quality but fair play to him, he's done well this year. his positioning is miles better and his delivery is almost always a threat, though unusually his corners against the mackems were mostly shite. every squad needs a utility man though and it's good knowing we've an honest pro like taylor that can cover a bunch of roles.

decided to treat your mrs to the nufc lingerie after all?

Aye, Ive spent similar, but, thats what happens when you get a new Gaff kid. Although I did treat myself to a Turbo trainer there is something strangely satisfying about standing back, admiring your handy work and knowing you've saved a bucket load of cash by not paying the decorators. all the more money to spend on, erm, storage solutions and bathroom cabinets

circuit training for me today. kettlebells tomorrow