Dr Gloom

Stat Wars Part 6: Return of the transfer window

Should be a full strength side.

I do. Doesn't stop the cunt dominating countless threads with the same old shite though does it. It's hard to ignore those quote pyramids. Any way those can be blocked by the ignore tool too?

Leazesmag, do us all a favour and give it a rest you utter fruitcake. No one here is Interested. Really. Go and annoy another board will you? We're all excited about our new signing here. Stop dragging us all down with you boring and irrelevant patter you freak.

i like your optimism. the cynic in me is forcing me not to get too excited just yet. i'll be more likely to agree with that if we make it through till the end of the month without selling a key player. the manner in which we sold carroll is still fresh in the mind...

good post by the grey man

Buzzzzzzzzzzzing!!!!!!!! Think someones slipped me something!

Funny how this wasn't trailed at all. Media kept in the dark till a few hours before the deal was completed. Its always those long running sagas that end in disappointment. This is exactly the way to do business

Cisse is an exciting signing but lets not get too carried away just yet. I'll agree it's a statement of intent and perhaps a policy shift if we get to February 1 without losing Colo or Tiote.

Fucking hell, how did that David Craig ever get a job in TV? Proverbial face for radio and a grating voice to go with it

Only thing looking better than this deal is Olivia Godfrey on SSN.

Fucking mint. Good on him for taking the shirt too. Obviously a confident lad.

Cock off bambaclat, stick to goading an old man, it's an easier target for you. didn't you say you would adopt the forum policeman role when people are misposted etc .? Do you think I give a toss what the grey man thinks too Course I will,and I think you'll see I have defended your position once or twice. However, you've not stopped falsely attributing positions to people. You still claim people are pro-Ashley, when in fact (as has been proven by a poll) the overwhelming majority are vehemently 'anti-Ashley'. Stop doing this and people wouldn't be so quick to dismiss your diatribes. Oh and don't say you don't care what Manc-mag says, if you werent bothered by him you'd not mention him in threads where he's not posted, nor would you reply to his every contribution. I reply because he has absolutely nothing to say, and I feel sorry for him because he thinks he's a smart arse and won't admit he's disagreed with me for years despite everything I said would happen, is now happening. I understand it isn't quite clear to some chumps but don't think he's that stupid, he's also obsessed with me. People ARE pro-Ashley, whether you like it or not. I'm only giving my judgement anyway on the future of the club and the setup of the club, and I'm 100% correct too. ....he also happens to be obsessed with me. He replies to me even though I've got him on ignore if the quote pyramids are anything to go by. Ditto. I kind of feel a bit sorry for him. I wonder what pleasure he gets posting the same bile here very day when it's clear as day no one is interested. Not a happy home life I reckon. It won't be long before half the board have him on ignore. Shame. He wasn't always such a crushing bore.

Got to confess to not knowing much about this lad but the reports sound promising. Nice to see some early investment and at least some of the Carroll money going back into the playing staff. I hope this signals a policy shift from Ashley and he doesn't revert to type. I'm not holding my breath just yet.

well that was fucking shit.

who exactly is sucking ashley's cock like stevie? as far as i can see on here, the majority of people on here see him for exactly what he is.

keep it coming. this is gold

Fuck me I'm turning into Noelie.

not looking much like world number 1 in the desert. that's an old school england top order collapse. it's situations like this that require a collymore brigadier block type innings but we don't have that kind of player in our middle order. got to hope someone like prior or broad can smash their way to a quick fire 50 to give us a total approaching something like semi respectable.

The baiting of LM is v funny but you have to wonder if he has mental health issues. This is far from normal behaviour

It looks like someone's photoshopped them tbh. Or, her dress is pushing them a little too much. Or something. Just sayin'. Shut up man, they're magnificent

They're whammers on the tit scale. 1 - fried eggs 2 - baps 3 - jugs 4 - whammers

They were actually in Magaluf Going to Kos for 10 days for a chill out in August and hoping to book Vegas for late September/October so it's still hot but not too hot. It's always hot in Vegas bro

Interesting. Doubt his wages would be a massive stumbling block, playing in France.

aye, it's looking that way isn't it. it would be a shame to lose such a talented player but he doesn't strike me as the sort of player happy to sit on the bench. i hope pardew starts him and makes him feel loved again. we could massively regret letting him go if it comes to that.