Dr Gloom

Hand on heart, has anyone ever really seen this kid play a full 90 mins in a live game? I know i haven't.

pardew sacked before christmas after a holocaust of a start to the season

Which spine is that then? name names? barton, enrique, nolan all big players that have been rumoured to be on their way out. all unlikely to be replaced by a better quality player, if at all. see carroll debacle.

And pretty much nailed.

Kick them and hope you have a lenient ref.

Awful, cringeworthy, horrible people .... And yet strangely compelling viewing. Funny how the three lads on steroids all bullied the only normal looking one out of the lot of them for not being an inflated beefcake with orange skin. Those women - fuck me, all revolting. How bad was the one puked up and pissed herself after about 5 minutes. The mrs was watching it with her jaw on the floor. We're both from the region and can't remember any characters like that in our day. What was the crack with the riverside? That wasn't the riverside club i remember. Hideous. And yet something tells me I'll be tend in next time too.

Put him on ignore. Ive enjoyed this place far more since i have.

i can't see this happening. ashley's not going to buy a player for more money than he sold him, which he'd need to. nor is he going to offer him the going rate in wages. if he were, he would have offered enrique, barton and nolan the contracts needed to get them to resign.

mix between working in an office (studio/edit suite) and getting out in the field (mainly trips to uk and europe)

ashley that is, i'm fucking sick of this shite and the arsehole ashley apologists that keep defending him. aren't you glad you were patient and waited until the summer for all the good news on the transfer front? jokes

can some cunt not just buy this fucker out?

i can just picture the conversation between mike and del. mike - "fahcking hell del, we finished 12h after spending fahck all on transfers and making a nice profit on player sales" del - "fahck it. let's flog all our senior players. see if we can wing it with the kids and make a bob or two" mike - "nice one bruv. if we go dahn though, you have to run stark bollock naked across the pitch again" del - "nice one bruv'

you're not the only one! thank fuck for that.

must have been birds of prey. shocking tweetment

The Scottish league is one of the worst in Europe. Shame for them like as it was belter in the 80s.

not that i wouldn't still hit it like.

maybe not wonky but not the best. she should be having a word with her surgeon tbh

good, hopefully the rest of the dead wood will follow

fucking hell, a cunt-off between those two. all set up for a photo finish

more evidence that the club isn't prepared to pay the going rate for top players. barton was rubbish at first but he's been one of the players of the season and has earned a new contract. not that any of that matters to the arseholes that run the club. clueless. no doubt the usual idiots will defend the strategy

Better than any of the other strikers on our books, even at 35.

basically, a decent squad addition if the likes of kuqi and lovenkrands are on their way out but you'd want at least one or two more strikesr coming in

i think he's a half decent player with a bit of pace but he's definitely got a touch of the sholas about him. some games he looks good then the next game the ball will bounce off him anytime it goes near him.

The sort of player we might have an outside chance of landing. Would be a good addition

The sort of player we might have an outside chance of landing. Would be a good addition