Dr Gloom

demand £10m plus ireland and richards

absolutely gutted about losing shay. he's a legend - best keeper i've ever seen in a newcastle shirt. but i don't blame him for jumping ship

centre half is one of the few positions i think we're reasonably well covered for. midfield, strikers and full backs seem to be a far bigger concern

so...our big three signings of this transfer window so far have been: peter lovenkrands....hmmph shola ameobi signing a new 3 year deal... ahem colin caldwerwood joining as coach.....phfft

aye. except beye

all of allardyce's buys have been pretty useless.

fanni?

he's crap and yet he's our best midfielder so no, we can't afford to sell him. unless we buy at least two superior centre midfielders (not going to happen)

can't see richards wanting out of city - they're a club on the up

if we sign at least 3-4 more players in positions that we need cover, i'll say he's a decent addition addition to the squad. as things stand, i'm humming panic by the smiths in my head

good signing for hull tbf. we must have stepped aside to let him complete his move. i would be surprised if the currect knackers running the club sign a better midfielder for us this transfer window

my love for the wife would fade if she stopped going down

my love of the club hasn't changed but my love of saturday afternoons have...and motd/football first/goals on sunday have become painful.

somehow we need to put a run of wins together before march or we're going down

What about Charlie playing in a midfield three under Roeder? yup. i was right about that

He says after complaining about the depth of our sqaud that is one of the most ridiculous and fightening comments i've heard from joe yet. so we have £10m to spend. let's blow it all on one player and hope he doesn't get injured for the rest of the season when it's plain that we need at least 3-4 new players. jesus h weeping christ of nazareth

i stopped even lurking on n-o quite a while ago now

exactly. the team as it is at the moment, i'm sure, will go down. the only reason we're not already in the bottom three is because everyone in the bottom half keeps beating each other. the only way i can see us surviving is through some serious investment from ashley. 3-4 quality players to come in, none to leave. and i'm talking quality that will improve the squad not another handful of xiscos.

guess who kaka's first game will be against if he does sign this week

i'm never wrong about anything

fuck me, we are in serious shit now. if ashley wants to protect his investment he has to splash the cash asap

finnan would be just what we need if he isn't crocked. i've always rated him

far too good for us

just what we need for a relegation battle