Dr Gloom

on the contrary. I welcome the announcement of a new stadium over a SJP renovation. It is the more expensive option and shows that the Saudis are committed to the project. I just hope it’s easier to get to a game than it currently is. I’m not sure an extra 13k seats will go close to meeting the demand

I would like to buy a season ticket. I contacted the club recently and was told there are none available and nor is there a waiting list. I was hoping I might get one if or when a new stadium is ever built. I’m not optimistic I’ll get one given the scramble for tickets in every membership ballot. That’s why I was hoping for a bigger capacity

agreed. It seems a lot of money for just 13k extra seats. Surely we would have no bother filling 70k given the demand

The stadium plans, which were rumoured to be close, should reveal the extent of their ambition. The longer they stay silent on it, the more people online will doubt that they’re in it for the long term. Talk is cheap

The chicken man reckons the Saudis still have big plans for us https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/03/12/newcastle-united-project-2030-disrupt-elite-trophy-stadium/

ChatGBT?

We couldn’t have hoped for much of a better outcome. Gemmill has to start reversing his predictions in every match from now on. The anti-hex could be the missing piece in our quest for greatness

poetry

you're welcome

in a way, i'm taking the hit (again) for you to then oversee our unbeaten run to a 3rd place finish

100,000 capacity - that's punchy in an era of new build stadiums with more conservative capacities. it would be terrible for them if they remain in midtable obscurity and their new ground resembles those massive old italian stadiums with loads of empty seats

Get your sausages out. 3-2 to us. Bruno to score the winner in the last minute of added time

this homophobia won't stand. reported (again)

shouldn't a game of this magnitude be given to the thread-starter with the highest win percentage? i think only gemmill has a poorer record than me this season. can toontastic etiquette be negotiated with?

i'm on two game heater! you lads should pray i can somehow find a ticket for the final

No one has mentioned the elephant in the room. Who starts the cup final match thread? 🙀

What a fucking bizarre away day experience at the “London Stadium”. First time I’ve been in the upper tier which is separated from the lower tier of away fans by gaping chasm. Shit game, workmanlike win bjt we deserved it. They’re turbo shite

eddie keeps starting wilson ahead of osula. i'd like him to use osula more too - he looks raw but promising - but eddie doesn't seem to trust him. has he even started a PL game yet? i can't remember

i'm also inclined to agree with that on the evidence since his return from his latest injury hope i'm wrong like as we still have 12 games to go this season and we could use a fit and firing wilson. his goal record for us is superb but the number of games he's managed since signing less so. all the injuries might have caught up with him.

reported.

that's his beer money for the week-long bender after we win the cup