Dr Gloom

going on strike and refusing to play for the opening three games of the season is a pretty strong example of a player acting the cunt. Players agitate for moves all the time but I’m struggling to remember the last time a PL player downed tools to this extent - Van Hoijdunk maybe?

The fact he thinks he deserves a loyalty bonus tells you everything you need to know about the cunt after how he has behaved

the cherry on top of what now looks a pretty great window would be flogging him to saudi. sorry liverpool, we set the price and you couldn't meet it

fuck isak - get the cunt out

Eddie's verdict on Isak is in

we did, aye. scored too didn't he. the twat

she's class man. a lot of youtube pundits are: adam clearly, stato alex from the toon review et al. they benefit from having actually watched our games, unlike the majority of twats on sky or talksport

Same fee Wolves wanted for Strand Larsen and Brentford wanted for Wissa. I haven’t seen a lot of this lad but he seems a much, much more exciting signing. We’re desperate and have the money for once. Fuck it

Usually I would agree but he’s just shelled out a record fee on the kid and he clearly doesn’t fancy Osula. Let’s see

It’s Osula or Elanga up front on Saturday otherwise.

Fuck that. Give him the number 9 shirt and get him in for the Leeds game

have the Saudis finally pressed the nuclear button? I hope so 😂

I had a feeling they might pull something like this off. I was flailing in tne dark with Vlahovic but the idea that Strand Larsen would come in as number one striker to replace Isak didn’t feel right. it’s a great signing for so many reasons. It opens the door to the cunt Isak fucking off. And it shuts up any conspiracy twats who were doubting the saudis’s intentions

Gazumping Bayern feels like a flex. So much for rejected FC then. Twats

the new crouch and Defoe

probably made a pact to keep those knackers Romano and Ornstein out of the loop. Good work

same, I’d take the exciting German prospect over the steady Eddie lad from wolves. This one is exciting. Now get Wissa in and kick the greedy cunt to touch

All tough games so far!

It’s probably bullshit designed to put pressure on wolves to accept our offer

Barcelona and PSG. The old CL draw never does us any favours

we shoukd just offer them what they want and tell wolves to do one

How much do Stuttgart want? Anyone know?

First the fake news, then this Mackem behaviour. Not Toonpack’s finest day on the forum

is that from today?