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You should have a jar of honey costume for the 3 bees

0-2 Sorry Lads

If you cant stand the heat stay away from the kemode

I am greatly offended by that Mr Fish just for that you can have the honour of coming round to wipe my bottom

I've just had a phone call from the DWP regarding my claim for PIP they're sending out an assesor to see me tomorow at home to asses me. When i sent the form off it said it could take up to 16 weeks to hear from them, it's taken then exactly 28 days.

They're getting more realistic this was unvieled at the Tokyo Game Show

Aye RIP Freddy along with Sir John you had a vision of what the club should have been like. Along with Keegan brought many happy days & nights not only at SJP but all over the country. Regardless of whatever went on afterwards we thank you for that. RIP

I think Rafa will probably see out his contract & then tell Ashley thanks but no thanks regarding an extension to his contract. We all know he's done Rafa over these last 2 windows. Ashley doesnt share the same vision for the club as Rafa does that's why it'll never work, because of Ashley. I think the damage done is irrepairable regarding Ashley & Rafa unless an outrageous offer comes Rafa's way i fully expect him to walk away at the end of the season if not sooner.

This for me we're still missing THAT striker

just need Ashley to sell up & sod off & everything will be scrumdiddlyumptious

1-2 another 3 points & cement ourselves in the top 4 isnt it marvellous

This could be another reason Rafa's decided to stick around

So Rooney was 3 times over the limit & got a 2 year ban 100 hours unpaid work (community service) & £170 pound fine. I think he got off fairly lightly tbh

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/645654/porn-star-sex-offer-amarantha-hank-faustino-asprilla-newcastle-united-premier-league Tino

We're 4th

Another 3 points the scoreline flatters Stoke we should have had about 5

We should have enough there to see these off

i fancy a nice 2-0 to us the return of Rafa. A home game hopefully SJP will be mental. Plus i've just been reading if everything goes right we could jump up to 4th position

Rafa on opponents Stoke Stoke have good players.A good team with good balance. Pace, ability, size & can play on the floor with an experienced manager. Rafa wary of being over-confident We have to be sure we don’t have overconfidence. We have to keep doing what we have done. That's all folks

Injury news Rafa says only two players unavailable are Haidara & Dummett. Implies Mbemba is fit to return but no confirmation yet Rafa on Joselu Hopefully he continues tradition you have of scoring vs other teams.He’s showing what we knew he had but can improve. Rafa on Jonjo Shelvey I sat down with Jonjo yesterday to tell him he is a good player.He must stay focused, train & know he can get back in the team.

Rafa on the transfer window This is the group and we have to work together and move forward. We want to improve everybody. We have to continue to work and give the players tips to be better. You know my idea about the window but at the same time I’m quite positive.This is the group & we have to move forward together. I will not worry about what we didn’t do in the window, I focus on improving players. We have enough to compete in the PL.

Rafa on good form When something is wrong, stay calm, and it’s the same way when something is right. We have to work very hard.

Rafa on missing Swansea There was a lot of work behind the scenes. I watched from the sofa, took notes. I was shouting but it was ok.

Rafa thanks fans for their thoughts I want to say thank you for everybody for their sympathy. I’m fine now. It was complicated.

Cassini entered Saturns atmosphere were disintegrated into fragments and burned up in seconds as it plummeted at 77,000mph. The 20 year mission was over.