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The Best Article Youll Ever Read On The Current State Of Newcastle United?1 hour ago by Matthew Anderson There is an episode of The Simpsons when Principal Skinner introduces uniforms, following rioting caused by a provocative t-shirt (Down With Homework!). Once the children have been kitted out in their drab attire, they quickly lose all sense of personality and individuality. They sit sadly and quietly in lessons and say nothing. It is only when a rain storm reveals the uniforms to be cheaply made, causing the colours to run and create a tie-dye effect, that the children are revitalised and start doing the things they used to do. At about 10 past 4 last Saturday, something happened at St James Park, to my memory, for the first time in 2013-14. The majority of people in the Leazes End rose from their seats to sing. At first it was to request the departure of the rotund Southerner of questionable parentage who continues to reign supreme over Newcastle United, but this was swiftly followed by support for the players on the pitch. The content of the chants was not remarkable but the fact that it happened, was. It felt like it was raining. (To feature like Matthew, send in your letters/articles for our website to contribute@themag.co.uk Alan Pardew is the drab grey uniform that we have all gradually become accustomed to wearing over the past three and a half years. Amongst all the damning statistics and negative club records that Pardew has accrued during his spell in charge, the worst thing he has done is drive your average supporters hopes and dreams, not just of trophies and European trips but even of a good day out on a Saturday, into the ground with his constant belittling remarks and grimly functional performances. Few will deny that Mike Ashley is the cancer within Newcastle United, but Alan Pardew is responsible for the day-to-day symptoms of the disease, that have made the last two seasons such an infuriating and miserable time to support the club. The first thing to say is that hes been a master of manipulative PR and spin. Three years ago, sovereign states were his buzz words for clubs that Newcastle United should not be expected to compete with. Now, it is Southampton. Three years ago, wed done magnificently to come 5th. Now the same word is used to describe any presence in the top half of the table. Three years ago, it was Manchester United and Chelsea who we must worry about taking our players. Last summer, it was a bid from penniless Everton who Pardew had now decided we must fear. Gradually he has manipulated the expectations of Newcastle supporters into nothing. He cannot be blamed solely for this of course. This is the club line, what Mike Ashley wants. What I would take issue with is those who say that Pardew has somehow been let down by his boss. That is categorically not true. He came into NUFC post-Keegan with his eyes wide open and shook hands on the deal. He deserves none of your sympathy. Now onto his boss. My personal feeling about Mike Ashley is that I utterly detest the man and I think that his transfer policy is absolutely preposterous and ultimately counter-productive. This being true, however, does not absolve Alan Pardew of responsibility for what he gets from his resources on a matchday. Mike Ashleys biggest failing, by far and away, is hiring Alan Pardew. We watched Kevin Keegan send a three-man midfield containing Geremi and Nicky Butt to White Hart Lane and completely wipe the floor with them. We have good players Debuchy, Coloccini, Yanga Mbiwa, Santon, Sissoko, Anita, Ben Arfa, Marveaux, Cisse et al all arrived with excellent credentials and all have looked good in black and white for spells of varying length. It is the managers job to get the best out of them in the same way Brendan Rodgers has transformed the players he took over. Pardew is not the only manager to work with a tight owner, or with somebody else buying the players. The excuses should not wash with any of us. When we win under Pardew, it is usually grim and ground out. When we lose, more than a third are by three goals or more. An opening goal for Newcastle is usually followed by a retreat into our own half as we attempt to defend a slender lead, regardless of the opposition. An early goal for the opposition is typically time for us to pack up and go home. This is not a Tony Pulis argument of functional football that gets results vs attacking football that concedes too many goals for the majority of the past two campaigns, other than a dull but plentiful Autumn/Winter 2013, its been the worst combination of both. Mike Ashley does not force him to deploy the striker that he acquired last January as somebody to hold the full-backs hand. He does not tell him to drift all set-pieces towards Mike Williamson. He does not instruct Pardew to bring all 11 players back for a corner, or instruct the midfield to sit when we counter attack, instead of getting into the penalty area and offering support. He does not force him to completely ostracise Sylvain Marveaux and Hatem Ben Arfa. Ben Arfa in particular has become a poster boy for the Pardew Out campaign, not because of his achievements in a black and white shirt but because he reminds us of the reasons we used to love going to St James Park. He does not have the goals and assists (nor, sadly, the amount of appearances) for us to point to in the same way we did when Graeme Souness snubbed Laurent Robert, but what he does have is that ability to make something happen at any moment, to make us sit up and roar him goalwards. When he collects the ball on that right hand corner of the box, he makes St James crackle with anticipation. And that, more than anything else, is what Pardew doesnt like. A comment that he made after Saturday really hit home with me, when he said that, he wouldnt have wanted to play in that atmosphere, and I realised just how true that was. The atmosphere on St James Park against Cardiff was both poisonous and exhilarating, depending on your point of view, but I would be very surprised if the players preferred the deathly silence which accompanied the previous home game against Swansea, a new low in my experience of our famous ground. An atmosphere doesnt just go one way, and Pardew knows this. Any pulsating football atmosphere is tinged with a risk that it may turn sour if things go badly. That is the nature of emotion, of highs and lows. Pardew was manager of Reading. Without wanting to be disrespectful, he knows the benefit of a docile crowd to a manager happy just to collect a wage. He, more than anybody else, is responsible for the moratorium that St James Park has become. He does not want an excited St James Park. He wants dull wins, dull draws and dull defeats. That way, they become much of a muchness, indistinguishable. The only way you can tell a win from a defeat is to check the table after the game, and decide whether it was acceptable based on that. This way he can numb the senses, and bring forth that emotion which dominates any conversation about NUFC in 2014 apathy. A Newcastle side showing their full attacking potential scares him. If they do it once, they can do it again and if they dont, questions get asked. Chris Hughtons side maintained an unblemished home record in the Championship before wiping the floor with Aston Villa on that memorable first day back home in August 2010. The next time Newcastle played at St James, they were beaten 2-0 by Blackpool with new signing Ben Arfa held back until 73 minutes had elapsed . The crowd was angry, the managers top flight credentials questioned. Hughton had created a performance expectation that he was going to be unable to maintain consistently he did the same six weeks later on that amazing Halloween afternoon, only to then fail to beat Blackburn and again see his side booed off. Over three seasons, Pardew has gradually put in place a mentality to ensure he did not fall into such a trap. When youve seen wins and been bored to tears by them, it is difficult to summon up anger for a subsequent boring defeat. To all intents and purposes, its the same day out, just with less points. The booing remains but the fury has gone, wilted away, appeased by just enough 1-0 wins to keep a wolf wearing a Portsmouth shirt from the door. Even this season, with those points under his belt to prevent a repeat of last seasons near-catastrophe, he refused to let the shackles off, to give Ben Arfa or Marveaux the opportunity to fill a Cabaye shaped hole. He is not a stupid man and every move he makes is designed not to make NUFC a success but to make sure he can keep his job, now and in the future. He remembers the late stages of 2011-12 as well as anybody, when a triumvirate of Ben Arfa, Ba and Cisse ran riot. Since then, he has been forever faced with the question of why dont you do that again? and therefore made sure never to bother doing anything creative, inventive or attacking. Why create expectations that may later be your undoing? It is difficult to quantify this mind-numbing tedium when attempting to get the point across to anybody who doesnt have to endure it. Recent media coverage has proved infuriating. Pundits and journalists up and down the land have been asked for their opinion on Alan Pardews Newcastle United and the majority all answer in the same way. A cursory glance at the league table, liberal use of clichés hands tied, careful what you wish for and an assertion that hes done a good job there. How many Newcastle games any of these experts have sat through is unclear if any of them have thought for a second that they would want to watch it every week, I would suggest that the answer is not enough. Allardyce, Dalglish and Souness have all come to Tyneside in recent years, and each sought to inflict their own turgid style of football on a populace with fond memories of great attacking sides, but at least we were given mercy after a maximum of around 18 months. Pardew has more than doubled that time in office and each day sucked a little more life out of NUFC. Finally though, the worm has turned and not a moment too soon. Six consecutive defeats and not enough boring wins since January threaten to be the rain at Springfield Elementary for Pardew, with a mischievous Bart Simpson aka Hatem Ben Arfa playing to the crowd in the Milburn/Leazes Corner. When I stood up to sing as part of a group at St James on Saturday, it struck me straight away that I couldnt remember the last time Id done it, but that I used to do it all the time, every game. At that moment, a banner was unfurled in the Gallowgate. It might as well have read Down with Homework! The most-used cliché about Newcastle United is that nothing will change until Mike Ashley is gone. I could not possibly disagree more. The fundamentals are unlikely to change the penny-pinching, the tatty advertising, the general lack of ambition. What might change, could easily change, is that we might not dread those two hours of inconvenience to a weekend afternoon, we might look forward to watching MOTD more than five times a season and we might not, as I have for the last two months, spent games willing the opposition on against us. We must not again give Pardew what he desires our subservient acceptance. Our voices made St James a very unpleasant place for him last Saturday and so it must remain. Of course the question remains of who will replace him. If theyre substandard and make no attempt to light up our matchdays, they should receive the same treatment. If Mike Ashley has to keep going through poor managers because we make them so sick of their lives, all the better. It might either make him hire someone decent, or get worried enough about another drop into the Championship to bail out. Accepting Alan Pardew and what he has presented to us has done us no favours. Dont let any summer signings delude us into expecting change on the field, dont let him talk us into not demanding better. Freddy Shepherd always used to say, when trying to laugh off his incompetence, something along the lines of, Newcastle arent always doing well, but at least its never dull. He was wrong. Pardew has made following Newcastle United miserable at worst and boring at best. And that, more than any other reason, is why we must continue to force him out.

The Chronicle understands that Newcastle could be prepared to offload Northern Ireland international Shane Ferguson this summer. The left-sided player was loaned out to Birmingham City with the brief of returning to United this summer knocking on the door for a first-team place. However, Toon chiefs have been less than impressed with his performances in the second half of the season and the fact that he slipped down the pecking order at St Andrews under Blues Geordie boss Lee Clark. Fergusons fitness has been a key concern and he has made just 14 starts, scoring no goals for Birmingham. United would be prepared to offload the winger for £1million. His contract has two years left to run and Wolves were interested in the Derry lads services last summer.

And we need to make sure from the start of the next year that we kick off, hitting the ground running fast. Hopefully we can.” Beating Liverpool for the first time since 1994 would go a long way to pacifying some of the unhappy punters and would mean that regardless of the negativity surrounding the club, United would have beaten Chelsea, Manchester United and Liverpool this season. To do it Pardew feels that Fabricio Coloccini will be a key figure and after he helped halt the run of six straight defeats, Pardew was delighted to see the Argentinian back to form. “He’s back to his very, very best,” said the United manager. “He led with the flag held high. “And we have followed him through and it was a big, big win for us.” He keeps talking about the start of next season so it looks like he's not resigning or getting sacked. So we can expect the summer of woe, with cheap bargain basement players.

From watching on a stream it looked like more left at #69 but it doesn't matter it was a great reaction. The only problem is it's come to late to carry the momentum this season. But having said that I would expect this to carry on from the first game of the new season if Pardew's still here regardless of the signings. Because even if we do get some decent players (a long shot I know) Pardew will have them ruined before Xmas.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/neil-cameron-what-next-newcastle-7081429 "We know there's been interest in buying the club"

"Fing is we got a list giz a few fings to fink abaat me 'n' Mike we want samwon who can fretten 'em up front"

Can just see Pardew sat next to Ashley with his office with his Panini World Cup Sticker book.

That's the thing isn't it Pardew will still be here he's going to be chosing the replacements. What kind of quality player will be wanting to come and play under him. I think we'll get a few loanies and a couple of one season mercenaries. I can see us having a financially worthless team if the likes of Ben Arfa, Krul & Debuchy get away. We know Remy's away and probably De Jong who's hardly set the place on fire (but they're not ours anyway) with Shola's & Gosling's contracts up & Steven Taylor likely to be moved on. There's not much left when you break it down like that what was it Mike's mate said about "1 or 2 signings per year" we're going to need about 10 players just to match this squad. Colo said something about "8th" next season unless Ashley's told him he's willing to spend the tv money in the summer I can see it being a bloody awful season and would presume the protests will escalate.

Looking to see what reaction our fans give Pardew on Sunday seeing as it's live on Sky Sports 2.

What ever the number is we're going to need a lot just to be level with the out goings , that's just replacing not strengthening.

Your right .com has him down as 06/2016

That's what I thought.

Pardew still in charge as well no doubt.

I wonder what's changed his mind, of course it was reported he'd been out for dinner with Mike.

http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/official-pardew-crew-bank-bonuses-tonight-top-ten-bonus/ Bonuses all round then & starting a new season with Pardew in charge looks likely having met the criteria.

The trouble is with Ashley’s much reported transfer ‘strategy’, if a player is sold for say £20m (Cabaye) then any incoming player/s have to come from this £20m. Sign a player for £15m then the wages for that player can only be £5m over the length of his contract. Adding agents fees into this figure then you start to knock down what you pay for the player, the wages or both. That’s before you debate the quality of the player you’re actually getting. http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/will-mike-ashley-stick-twist-this-summer/

But Keegan says that the problems stem from the very top of the club - namely Ashley. "They've been treated with a total lack of respect," said Keegan when asked about the supporters frustrations. "These are great supporters, you know, and Mike Ashley changed the name of the stadium from St. James’ Park to the Sports Direct Stadium. You know, if he had wanted to know what the worst thing he could have done to upset the fans, that would have been it. "But they are just fed up with him," Keegan told Bein Sports, "and it’s not against Alan Pardew today, it’s not. "They aren’t that happy with Alan because they see him as a bit of a puppet really but I think that’s a bit unfair really. It starts at the top and I once had the pleasure of working for Mike Ashley and it certainly wasn’t that!" And 63-year-old Keegan, who this week declared that he would return for a third stint as manager so long as Ashley was no longer owner, also accused Ashley of buying the north east club, "as a bit of a joke." "The problem that you’ve got is that the fans feel like they’ve been absolutely betrayed and that Mike Ashley is just doing what he wants with the club," added Keegan. "He bought this football club as a bit of a joke with a mate of his. "He phoned up like you would do buying a car, saying, “look, I’ll buy this off you’. "Mike Ashley bought Newcastle just to say, look I’ve bought a football club."

Still got 12 months of his contract left here.

I thought Chris was our Happy Face.

http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-wire/spanish-press-say-real-madrid-debuchy/

Apparently Debuchy threw his shirt in the crowd yesterday.

So come the start of the season everything's forgiven and forgotten ?

So what happens next ?

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=703703319695434&id=427190780680024&_rdr Nicked this from NO

http://www.themag.co.uk/video-replay/alan-pardew-interview-cardiff-video-special/