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NUFC currently are in 14th position, it'll probably be the highest position they'll achieve all season.

SJP sounded like a library no FCB song, all you could hear were the Arse Nul fans

Ground looks canny empty at the minute

Ameobi excited for Carolls return in September

This from the supporters collective Our collective will be meeting at Sports Direct, Northumberland Street at 12:45pm, where we welcome other fans to join us. We will then march to St James Park at 1pm before a peaceful protest outside of the club store at 1:30pm. At 2pm we will head into local venues showing the match.

What a strange laddie

The kid on N.O. who's been keeping an eye on ticket sales reckons around 43k there tomorrow

This is for the boycotters tomorrow Venues participating in Support Our Toon include: Spot White, 14-18 Stowell Street, NE1 4QX – Free pool subject to availability, bottles from £2.50 and shots from £1. Children are welcome. Idols/Vaults, 15 Bigg Market, NE1 1UN – Bottles from £2, pints from £3, £3.50 double vodka and mixer. Adult entertainment. The Hancock, 2A Hancock Street, NE2 4PU – £10 pitchers, 10% discount of food valid using this, or last year’s, season ticket. Entered into a raffle to win a signed NUFC football. Sinners, 63 Newgate Street, NE1 5RF – 3 bottles of Carlsberg/VK for £6 and £3.95 house trebles. The North terrace, 23-26 North Terrace, Claremont Street, NE2 4AN – Normal menu instead of Sunday menu. Pizza and a pint for £8. 2 for £6 on select pints. ‘Half time madness’ deal – 50p off pints. Selected pints £2.50. Filthys, 22-28 Bigg Market, NE1 1UW – Selected bottles at £1.50. Players, The Gate, Newgate Street, NE1 5TG – 2 pints for £5.95. Don Vito’s, 86 Pilgrim Street, NE1 6SG – Pizza and a pint for £10 upon quoting “Support Our Toon” when ordering. Dougies Tavern, Hebburn, NE31 1ST – £2 pints during 90 minutes. Free shots of Sambuca when Newcastle score and free bar snacks throughout. Antler, Pilgrim Street, NE1 6BJ – Amstel £3.50, Strongbow Dark fruit £3.50, Bottle of Heineken or Sol £3.00, Single house spirit and mixer £3.00, glass of wine £3.00. 2 pint steins / 4 pint pitchers/ bottle bucket deals will also be available. Union Rooms, Westgate Road, NE1 1TT – Coors 2 for £6 , 2 pizzas for £10, 2 Premium bottles £5 (Corona, Bud, Becks), Bucket of 6 beers + a pizza for £20

Colback with fake beard raring to go

Apparently he's a month away from fitness. So he pobably wont be fit until the Liverpool game

His injury record at West Ham has been fairly appalling; ankle, foot, groin, pelvis, neck, knee, hamstring and thigh issues all severely restricting his pitch time. Of the 264 PL games the Hammers played since Carroll joined them after the start of the 2012/13 season, he started just 84 and managed another 42 from the bench. Scoring 33 times, his most recent competitive appearance came against Manchester City in February 2019.

Aye the blokes a walking sick note

He's going to be on a pay as you play contract. Apparently he's a few weeks away from being fit, so Ashley's saving money straight away

@PaddockLad Has your source any figures for the Arsenal game mate ?

PL that's brilliant my source is just some kid on N.O. who has been counting seats on the map that the ticket booking provide online. If your source says 26k that'll do for me. The same kid reckons there's just over 7k tickets sold for Saturday's St Ettiene game the equivalent last year sold over 21k. Sorry but I've just been reading there's less than 3k sold for Saturday

According to a kid on N.O. These are the totals for season ticket sales so far

Steve Bruce speaking on Talksport: “My biggest challenge is to win over the support. “I’m not everybody’s cup of tea and many have voiced their disapproval that I got the job – but I will give it everything I can. “One thing I do know is that the Newcastle fans will be there cheering their team like no other set of supporters can do when the season starts. “There has been talk of a boycott but I firmly believe they will stand by their team. “This club has an incredible fanbase and I hope I can be the man to keep moving this club forward. “Rafa was that popular with the fans here that whoever was going to come in had big boots to fill. “There aren’t many Rafa Benitezs around after all, who have been that successful all over the world and in the Champions League. “So there was always going to be an adverse reaction. “I completely understand that and it’s up to me now to prove people wrong by getting results on the field. “This is my big opportunity in management, there’s no doubt about that. I’ve had to wait a while for it but I’m determined to be a success at this magnificent football club.”

215.80p now down 6.09% he's a lucky bastard having said that they finished at 229.80p yesterday

Back up to 209.4p only 8.8% down now.

Daily Mail Exclusive https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/index.html Ashley thinks he could own the club forever Benitez put cash before my club Will have huge buy out clauses after being caught out with Ayoze Perez

Nice want £22.5 million for St Maxim Ashley's hoping to get him for £13.5 million

Steve Bruce confirms meeting with Mike Ashley today & says: “We can’t settle for just staying up. I think I have the tools to take the club forward.”

Not yet but I'm sure he will

So Ashley's already been to see Mrs Doubtfire. This is what Rafa said about his new club. Rafael Benítez has revealed he has already had more meetings in one week with Dalian Yifang than he did during three years at Newcastle United