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“I’d like to pay tribute to my staff and in particular Graham (Carr), myself, Lee (Charnley), Mike (Ashley) and everyone on the board, who worked really hard for this one." I knew he'd ruin this for me.

You've missed Perez off, who is surely our second choice striker as things stand.

Confirmed !

Has a convenient amount of syllables to chant his name to the "HATEM BEN ARFA" chant when he's on the bench because Pards has axed him for a grafter

Are we linked with any prolific strikers yet

Keeping your nose brown, not clean, is the way to prosper under this regime. Can't wait for Pards to fank mike for stumping up the cash and tell us it's a signal of intent.

Hope he's good for us but I've got a nagging fear that he'll flop. Don't know why, maybe it's his physique.

Two out? You count Perez as an 'in' (a "development" player), but don't acknowledge Remy, De Jong or Shola as 'outs'. We can probably still include Cabaye as an 'out' as well. As well as Gosling and Amalfitano. Might as well write Ben Arfa off as well, can't see a way back for him.

We'll sell our best performing player in January to a sovurin stayte clab

Aye it's hideous. Is it a training top or what?

It wants investigating that

They're probably withholding sections as part of the cover up as to how many people have fucked off. Nowhere to hide come August.

Lunch with the players... it'd be the perfect opportunity and also your duty to stage an intervention for HBA

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140710/win-exclusive-prizes-with-season-tickets_2281670_3979717? Starting to feel embarrassed for them.

Bit like Obertan then

Just as nice as the 50,000 or so that look exactly like it

Scab.

I wouldn't be bothered if he went really. He's not an out and out winger and if he stays that's where he'll play.

When the going gets tough, the Frenchies get going. We'll have none left at this rate.

Cancun has it's fair share on big fat loud yanks. There was this massive whale of a woman that would get in the pool and wouldn't leave it. She wouldn't swim she just stayed at the edge and bellowed over to her husband in her thick New York accent whenever she wanted a drink bringing over. The hotel would have a quiz for guests, each team being issued a pen and paper in traditional quiz fashion. This heffer wasn't even in the quiz, but would just shout the answers to the questions out to the quizmaster so everybody could hear. Not knowing the answer wouldn't stop her either, she'd hazard a few guesses and have a few stabs at each question. You'd think being a big fat mess in a bathing suit would turn you into a shrinking violet wouldn't you

Correct but is there any with a fan base the size of ours? It's beneath us.

Oh so because we didn't just accept the first derisory bid we're not a selling club? There's a trend emerging where we sell our best players. Said players wanting to leave is because we're a selling club. A vicious circle, really.

Decent for a selling club's greedy owner. Selling players during their best years isn't decent.

Bet she's glad she al-died