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Me too. It's a struggle but I've not been poisoned yet so I persevere...

I'm drinking a pretty dubious red wine, but it was a Christmas present so it would be rude not to.

There's a Travelodge at KC isn't there?

I don't think HF has any other sproglets. That pic is good advice mind

One for the daddies on here...

Hurray! Many congrats you fast worker, you

The Met police report into the Savile allegations was released this morning and it makes horrific reading. It appears that everything Savile did throughout his life and career: Jim'll Fix It, Top of the Pops, charity work, hospital visiting etc was with the sole purpose of getting access to children. It's also revealed that one of the places he carried out abuse was in a children's hospice. He abused a dying child. Truly, truly sickening. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20981611

You wiped your arse with toothpaste?

Can I respectfully request tht we get back to random shit in here? It's Friday. Anyone for Loafers Anonymous?

Steven, behave yourself. I think this little spat has run it's course and it's time for the pair of you to give it a rest.

My 3 year-old wipes his bum like that

But as soon as you stand up your cheeks close and you can't wipe effectively. Now I understand why we have to incise so many bum abscesses at work: clearly standers who leave a little bit behind. Dirty boys!

And you'd speak to him like this in person? Stevie, you're making yourself look ridiculous.

You don't stand up to wipe your arse man, you absolute freaks!

Nowt to do with me! I'm on there but there's no cat moniker involved, plus I missed the whole of last nights entertainment

Yes, well I'm far from being most girls

And I thought you couldn't get any more fucking pretentious

I thought the next part was next week Cheers pet.

I watched that last night and thought it was brilliant. Loved the bit at the end where he was cuddling the baby bears. Lush. Going to give The Undateables a go on C4 at 9 - looks interesting and I think there's a bog-eyed lad from Sunderland on it "A new set of singletons are looking for love in the second series of the documentary strand that takes a sensitive but unsentimental look at the world of dating from the perspective of those for whom the process presents tough obstacles. For 21-year-old graduate Brent, it’s the verbal tics caused by his Tourette’s that make first impressions unpredictable, while 22-year-old Sarah has aphasia, which can leave her struggling to find the words she wants to say."

Not normally. They've got jet irrigation systems now.

Mushy.

I liked the sound of that when you mentioned it the other day. The Snail and the Whale and Tabby McTat are on their way from Amazon. Stick Man is a bit freaky and we've done the Gruffalo and his child to death. Think we've got Zog too but never really got into it.

Just bought myself Nigellisima. Was looking forward to a browse through it but I've ended up reading Room on the Broom instead..

I shop online including fruit and veg and it always tends to be under ripe if anything. The use by dates are always decent too and I've never had cause to complain about anything.