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King Edward.

Probably a potato.

I don't work in South Tyneside, but I'm amused to hear that you know that It happens occasionally, but sometimes we'll have a run of a few in a short space of time.

Tonight I'm at work so I would like the local population to not stab each other, be careful on the roads and not put anything up their bottoms they might have trouble getting back out. Thanks.

Can I change mine? Pleeeeeeease?

We've had great fun playing with this today

He's been amazing despite being passed from pillar to post recently. He's back to his dad's tomorrow as I have to go back to work. Thank you for your message on here last night too Tom - I didn't get the chance to reply but it was really appreciated.

The bairn has had a lovely day, I'm glad it's all done.

I think it's fair to say that this Christmas eve has been different to anything I've had before. I hope you all have a happy and peaceful Christmas with those who mean the most to you x

I know! I ended up with my dad and brother in the local pub drinking gin and singing Fairytale of New York at the open mic night

The Trent has had a makeover and it's rather nice! Lovely to see those who were out - you know who you are I think I'm about to turn into a pumpkin.....

Aye, I know. Luckily I'd done some overtime the month before so got that paid which pretty much covered it. They now have to e-mail my boss to make sure I'm not lying about increasing my hours basically, despite the fact I was copied into the e-mail she sent them to inform them in the first place. GGGgrrrrrrRRR...

Just in general. I thought it was 2002, which is also when I first met Sammy in Manchester.

I recently increased my hours at work and when I got my payslip last night I'm £600 short. Apparently HR forgot to tell payroll so I have to wait til the end of January for it. Fuckers.

Oh, and can anyone remember what year our first get-together was?

I think I've got man-flu but will endeavour to be there. 2hrs left at work, then need to go food shopping, then will try to sleep it off.

I'm at work at the moment and our A&E is spilling out the door apparently. Gotta love mad Friday before Christmas.

Now it's Fred the weatherman being investigated http://www.bbc.co.uk...hester-20807922

I'll be spending Christmas eve and Christmas morning with the bairn and his daddy. We split up a couple of months back but thought it best for the bairn to spend it all together. Then it'll be lunch at my parents then working Boxing day and all of new year.

And here's me thinking "What's Ant doing on mumsnet....?"

Try the advanced search using topics only and the specific board (Newcastle/General) etc.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/33720-end-of-the-world/

Yikes!!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2250938/Katie-Price-enjoys-night-company-new-man-Kieran-Hayler.html

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

One of the lads at work keeps tropical fish and he's always going on about them eating each other and having to separate pregnant fish/babies/evil ones etc. it sounds like a right fuck on!