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He wanted me to make a reindeer. The cat nearly got twigs in its head as I tried to persuade him it was a baby reindeer..

Did the fact that it ran all over your plate not give you a clue that it maybe wasn't clotted? The clue being in the word CLOTTED

My snowman looks pissed.

Going on Wednesday and can't wait! It's been my favourite musical by far for years now and I was a bit apprehensive about them doing a film version but the reviews seem good. Anyone seen Life of Pi?

That would have been Cookie Monster cakes, numbnuts

Mmmm, cardboard with sludge on it - how extremely tasty!

What a dreadful mental image

Seriously man, my NHS ID photo is horrific. My brother thinks it's hilarious that I look like a lesbian on it, and not even a girly one!

"She said: “A medium said the man I’d marry was called Kevin. Kieran’s name is close to Kevin and it all became clear." Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the orphans all fucking wept....

I love my hair btw!

It arrived this morning. The bairn isn't back til Sunday

That is brilliant

Entirely intentional!

Quite proud of myself. Was verrrrrry tempted to hoy a single-for-longer ready meal in the oven for tea but ended up making chicken breast wrapped in bacon, diced roast potatoes with garlic and onion and green beans. And it was delish

Genuine tweet from Waterstones this morning: "We are happy to say there are no horses in our books. Except for Black Beauty. There's a horse in that one."

Hay guys, what's going on in here?

I've heard they give you the trots and make you a little hoarse...

I can vouch for Ant's recipe for shortbread. We also made his double choc chip ones at Christmas to give as very last minute presents and they were lush aswell.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2261555/Katie-Price-Star-engaged-stripper-Kieran-Hayler.html

And tonight's little gem from my cheeky son: "But mammy, ninja turtles don't have baths!" This one does, Donatello - get in!

She's class man. You have to understand that she's fairly opinionated but a typical 2nd generation Irish Catholic grandma - never swears, always dressed beautifully and gets offended by loutish behaviour. Fit as a fiddle and we found her and grandda up ladders wallpapering their house the other day. Anyway, we were watching a match a while ago and it was Man Utd vs someone-or-other. Man U had a shocking first half and as the half-time whistle went she came out with "Well I hope Fergie gives them a right bollocking at half time cos that was dreadful!" As I choked on my brew it turns out she meant "rollocking" and got her words mixed up Similarly my grandda once told me he'd once seen one of them "Durex dogs, like the one in the advert" in the park.....

It has arrived in Washington!

My 87 year old grandma has just walked into the kitchen and said "Looks like Man U's second goal was offside....."

S'all gone The kettle's going on for my bedtime cuppa. Therefore I shall shortly be drinking a Tetley infusion; strong with just a drop of milk and a sweetener.