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You wiped your arse with toothpaste?

Can I respectfully request tht we get back to random shit in here? It's Friday. Anyone for Loafers Anonymous?

Steven, behave yourself. I think this little spat has run it's course and it's time for the pair of you to give it a rest.

My 3 year-old wipes his bum like that

But as soon as you stand up your cheeks close and you can't wipe effectively. Now I understand why we have to incise so many bum abscesses at work: clearly standers who leave a little bit behind. Dirty boys!

And you'd speak to him like this in person? Stevie, you're making yourself look ridiculous.

You don't stand up to wipe your arse man, you absolute freaks!

Nowt to do with me! I'm on there but there's no cat moniker involved, plus I missed the whole of last nights entertainment

Yes, well I'm far from being most girls

And I thought you couldn't get any more fucking pretentious

I thought the next part was next week Cheers pet.

I watched that last night and thought it was brilliant. Loved the bit at the end where he was cuddling the baby bears. Lush. Going to give The Undateables a go on C4 at 9 - looks interesting and I think there's a bog-eyed lad from Sunderland on it "A new set of singletons are looking for love in the second series of the documentary strand that takes a sensitive but unsentimental look at the world of dating from the perspective of those for whom the process presents tough obstacles. For 21-year-old graduate Brent, it’s the verbal tics caused by his Tourette’s that make first impressions unpredictable, while 22-year-old Sarah has aphasia, which can leave her struggling to find the words she wants to say."

Not normally. They've got jet irrigation systems now.

Mushy.

I liked the sound of that when you mentioned it the other day. The Snail and the Whale and Tabby McTat are on their way from Amazon. Stick Man is a bit freaky and we've done the Gruffalo and his child to death. Think we've got Zog too but never really got into it.

Just bought myself Nigellisima. Was looking forward to a browse through it but I've ended up reading Room on the Broom instead..

I shop online including fruit and veg and it always tends to be under ripe if anything. The use by dates are always decent too and I've never had cause to complain about anything.

There has to be a pussy joke in there somewhere!

Seriously? There's only enough left for one more meal?! You piggy

Only if it was a boy's bathroom

http://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/story/2013-01-07/baby-born-on-bathroom-floor/ Classy name there.

Radgie's birthday is in August

Biscotti? Classic biscotti?

That's the first thing I noticed too