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Murray goes 2-1 up

I need to go to bloody bed but can't switch it off

He was immense yesterday like. Murray has taken the first set and is playing fantastically at the moment - hasn't dropped a set in the tournament so far.

Random budgie story. My auntie had a budgie years ago and it escaped from it's cage one day. They thought it had flown out of the back door until they were getting a new kitchen fitted 10 years later and found a budgie carcass down the back of the freezer...

Murray vs Federer in the semi-final of the Australian Open on BBC 2 now. Currently 5-4 Murray who has broken Fed already. Winner will play Djokovic in the final

Why didn't you just tip a cup a soup over a pot noodle then you wouldn't have had the hassle of cooking the pasta? Quick and healthy

Poor thing How the hell did she manage to fall in between a train and a platform more than once too?

I can never really be accused of being a girly girl but to tell you the truth the French revolution has never done much for me. I first saw Les Miserables on stage when I was a teenager and I was captivated. When I heard they were making a film version I was a bit put out to be honest - how dare they take my favourite, special musical and make it all big and Hollywood. AND Russell Crowe is in it and I can't stand him. Well, my fears were unfounded. It's simply outstanding. Anne Hathaway's 'I Dreamed a Dream' may well be the most fragile, poignant and desperate few minutes that I've ever seen on screen. Jackman is brilliant as Jean Valjean as he is tormented through his life by his past. I still don't like Crowe but begrudgingly admit that he got better as it went on, although his voice is odd and not anywhere near as strong as a character like Javert needs. I enjoyed the comedic light relief provided by Sasha Baren-Cohen and Helena Bonham-Carter as the Thenardiers but they did get a little bit pantomime near the end. I've been left emotionally drained The integrity, the misery, the love, the desperation and the revolutionary spirit leaves you pretty much exhausted but it is truly beautiful.

Oh don't stop...!!

Lying in bed actually.

You lot are weird

Howay man! It's nearly bedtime! I don't need to have this image in my subconscious....

http://www.itv.com/news/update/2013-01-22/stuart-hall-charged-with-rape-and-indecent-assault/

Aye, Angry Birds by the sounds of it!

Plus, CT - do you actually wash the bairn or just let him steep?

No. I found the beer and phone thing a bit odd. The rules say you should be paying attention to toddlers when there's potential drowning situations going on, not drinking beer and checking the Belta Minge thread....

Fist, do you not sit on the toilet when the bairns are in the bath?? ON the toilet, with the lid down? I do

Another college shooting in Texas. Bodies all over the place apparently

He wanted me to make a reindeer. The cat nearly got twigs in its head as I tried to persuade him it was a baby reindeer..

Did the fact that it ran all over your plate not give you a clue that it maybe wasn't clotted? The clue being in the word CLOTTED

My snowman looks pissed.

Going on Wednesday and can't wait! It's been my favourite musical by far for years now and I was a bit apprehensive about them doing a film version but the reviews seem good. Anyone seen Life of Pi?

That would have been Cookie Monster cakes, numbnuts

Mmmm, cardboard with sludge on it - how extremely tasty!

What a dreadful mental image