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Seriously man, my NHS ID photo is horrific. My brother thinks it's hilarious that I look like a lesbian on it, and not even a girly one!

"She said: “A medium said the man I’d marry was called Kevin. Kieran’s name is close to Kevin and it all became clear." Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the orphans all fucking wept....

I love my hair btw!

It arrived this morning. The bairn isn't back til Sunday

That is brilliant

Entirely intentional!

Quite proud of myself. Was verrrrrry tempted to hoy a single-for-longer ready meal in the oven for tea but ended up making chicken breast wrapped in bacon, diced roast potatoes with garlic and onion and green beans. And it was delish

Genuine tweet from Waterstones this morning: "We are happy to say there are no horses in our books. Except for Black Beauty. There's a horse in that one."

Hay guys, what's going on in here?

I've heard they give you the trots and make you a little hoarse...

I can vouch for Ant's recipe for shortbread. We also made his double choc chip ones at Christmas to give as very last minute presents and they were lush aswell.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2261555/Katie-Price-Star-engaged-stripper-Kieran-Hayler.html

And tonight's little gem from my cheeky son: "But mammy, ninja turtles don't have baths!" This one does, Donatello - get in!

She's class man. You have to understand that she's fairly opinionated but a typical 2nd generation Irish Catholic grandma - never swears, always dressed beautifully and gets offended by loutish behaviour. Fit as a fiddle and we found her and grandda up ladders wallpapering their house the other day. Anyway, we were watching a match a while ago and it was Man Utd vs someone-or-other. Man U had a shocking first half and as the half-time whistle went she came out with "Well I hope Fergie gives them a right bollocking at half time cos that was dreadful!" As I choked on my brew it turns out she meant "rollocking" and got her words mixed up Similarly my grandda once told me he'd once seen one of them "Durex dogs, like the one in the advert" in the park.....

It has arrived in Washington!

My 87 year old grandma has just walked into the kitchen and said "Looks like Man U's second goal was offside....."

S'all gone The kettle's going on for my bedtime cuppa. Therefore I shall shortly be drinking a Tetley infusion; strong with just a drop of milk and a sweetener.

Me too. It's a struggle but I've not been poisoned yet so I persevere...

I'm drinking a pretty dubious red wine, but it was a Christmas present so it would be rude not to.

There's a Travelodge at KC isn't there?

I don't think HF has any other sproglets. That pic is good advice mind

One for the daddies on here...

Hurray! Many congrats you fast worker, you

The Met police report into the Savile allegations was released this morning and it makes horrific reading. It appears that everything Savile did throughout his life and career: Jim'll Fix It, Top of the Pops, charity work, hospital visiting etc was with the sole purpose of getting access to children. It's also revealed that one of the places he carried out abuse was in a children's hospice. He abused a dying child. Truly, truly sickening. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20981611