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Dear me

I have still never seen a Bond film, and don't feel like I've missed out in the slightest.

They've released 3. I have them all.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7483211.stm

Use thetrainline.com. If you can select the exact trains and times you want you can get separate outward and return tickets for much cheaper than you'd pay for a return on the day or closer the time.

You stick one on the parcel and keep one so it can be traced.

I like Branston Pickle on fried egg sandwiches.

Did anyone else used to have golden syrup on toast?

Change to the original itinerary like mate which I told you about a while ago. Was meant to be going down tonight man, but my mates quite frankly are all a load of anal spears, giving out a load of excuses, they're all skint (baring in mind I've just for a season ticket for the next 3 seasons) and one thing or another. So now won't be going down until the actual Sunday, which is a load of horse shit quite frankly, I was looking forward to a weekend on the piss sampling some of the finest clunge Manchester had to offer. Bunch of piss-kidneys the lot of them. I reckon my mate's lass won't have it if he's away that long like, she won't trust him (or him with me to be precise) the possessive cow. He still doesn't know I've nobbed her round his house before he has! May let that one slip out this weekend like if he's being a fanny! Nee bother marra. If yous were struggling accomodation-wise you should have just mentioned like. We've finally managed to get the toilet unblocked after Cath's visit so we're able to have guests again. AND I sat down to wipe

Oh for fuck's sake, Stevie, grow up. You're not in the playground any more. I don't think language like that is appropriate on a family forum. You wouldn't know appropriate if it kicked you in the crotch.

Oh for fuck's sake, Stevie, grow up. You're not in the playground any more.

Sod that - I'll just take the bottle.

Fuck no.

You cheeky get. You're the one who's nearly 50! :icon_lol:

Happy Birthday Jilliano. All the best people are born on the 24th

Eww, not pleasant. Mine are far less adventurous - they're fast asleep on cushions at the moment.

Avoid using the c-word and we'll get along just fine Welcome

Stickied. Can't make it, I'm afraid as I'll just be getting back from Lourdes that day and will have been on a coach for 24 hours with sproglets, so I'll be heading home for a shower and a 24 hour kip.

By jove, he's right.

The city is a couple of hundred miles along that railway track, I just thought I'd show you how pretty the scenery is along the way! Can I have your kitten?

The Garden Route from Port Elizabeth to Cape Town in South Africa. I win.

Are you secretly a lad? No, but it's only a 'lad's holiday' in that they're the only ones going and they're both boys!

Didn't think I would get a mention as I probably the most insignificant person on here. Cheers Happy Birthday BitBob. The title should really be changed to incorporate you too. Cheers for the well wishes. Shame I'm at work rather than getting an early start in the boozer. Original post amended accordingly. Mr 3bitbob - you should post more and join in the madness Oh, and I'm sorry but my request for sunshine appears to have been ignored by the weather fairies

May you both have a day filled with booze, pressies and sunshine!

My dad and brother are heading off to Turkey for a lads holiday on Sunday morning so I won't even see him on Father's Day. I wasn't invited