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I was there. Upstairs sitting opposite the door, with a blue jumper on. Where's me jumpa, where's me jumpa. What on earth are you going on about you crazy antipodean?

Have a happy day!

I was there. Upstairs sitting opposite the door, with a blue jumper on.

I've used Specsavers for years and never had a problem. You can get designer frames from about £100 and get a second pair of the same prescription free.

I miss Australia. Class place that I'll hopefully get back to very soon.

Chin up petal. There's no rhyme or reason for things sometimes and it's hard to understand why they happen. Be there for your family and they'll be there for you and at some point it won't hurt quite so much. Stay strong

There's dead wheelie bins all over my street and apparently the gable end of a house has blown down in Benwell

Would you like some salt and pepper to eat them words with, ginge?

It'll be good to see you. It's been a while!

Caaaaaaaaan you feel the lurve toniiiiiiiiiiiiight.......? Prams toppled over, toys everywhere.

Lunatic! Me too

Anyone braving the elements, heresay, uncertainty, shame and endless rumours about our club? Drinks in Trent if so.

Dear me

Fab news, you soppy bugger Congratulations to you and your good lady

There are hailstones coming down my chimney

There speaks the voice of experience!

Have a great day, Steve. Hope the bairn is letting you get some sleep!

You love us all really Specially the Fish who seems to love a different one of us every week!

I am beautiful, no matter what they say.

That reminds me - have you been to your traditional Pogues gig this year? Never have I received so many texts without a single coherent word therein.

Community Chest?

Hmmm, no. I'm feeling charitable What's that for?!

I wanted to be a school dinner lady when I was little.