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There's one missing from there that I was told about years ago. PF BuNDY - Pretty fucked but not dead yet. Really pleased for you Luke. You've had to work fucking hard and even had to put up with a spell at TGH Now remember what I said to you about being nice to nurses - they can help or hinder you an awful lot depending on whether you behave yourself

That was one hell of a power nap

Nighty!

Hmm, no I don't think so. Her baby looks like Fred Elliott now though Not that he had anything to do with bumble bees like. I'm in labour, ah say I'm in labour! Ashleh! Fetch t'towels!

Hmm, no I don't think so. Her baby looks like Fred Elliott now though Not that he had anything to do with bumble bees like.

Apparently both 'impostor' and 'imposter' are acceptable forms of the noun.

I honestly did a double-take when I saw it

That is bizarre. About 18 months ago my friend was in Blackpool for the weekend and went into labour when she was 24 weeks pregnant. Maybe it's something in the water (no, not sewage) Mind you, she knew she was up the duff so it wasn't quite as shocking as this story.

ok Just needed someone to massage your ego, bob?

Whatever.

"Sperm. It's a bit like lending someone a fiver. You don't really feel like you can ask for it back"

He does that in the Trent all the time

Anyone have a box of moist tissues on the back of the loo aswell?

If I'd known you'd be sitting down to wipe this week I'd have never let you through the front door you scruffy bitch! I wondered what you were on about when I heard you shout "I'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiished!!!"

Ah so she is pregnant. There's still no need to get that fat though, you'd think just the reduction in booze calories would be slimming. Only from a bloke..... With pregnancy you tend to get touchy about your weight without really trying. You manage to do that even without the pregnancy

Ah so she is pregnant. There's still no need to get that fat though, you'd think just the reduction in booze calories would be slimming. Only from a bloke..... With pregnancy you tend to get fat without really trying.

Would you like me to clear this one up for you? Those who stand to wipe are stinky, poo-squishing, dirty boys.

FYP Sammy's looking pretty fit at the minute actually!

Paul O'Grady, American Idol, Location, Location, Location...

It's really not! I know some blokes that look like that and they can't blame a baby bump!

Good enough ? Not that I have an enormous collection of candid shots of celebrities..... fuckin hell she looks like a beached whale and she's only in her 20's She's pregnant in that pic ffs.

I think the general consensus is "Limewire is shit"

I'm going on holiday to a posh apartment in Manchester next week.