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Excellent. It'll be good to see you Is our next home game (other than the Zebrafied Werewolf game) on the 3rd March?

Sorry Johhhhhhhhhhhhnny So, how many?

How many tracksuit tops do you own, Johnny?

That's just reminded me of the Blackadder episode where they have to re-write the dictionary after putting it on the fire

Your face in the taxi queue. Pure unadulterated horror. Some bloke at the match got that treatment on Saturday. The lad that sits behind us let out the dreaded word, and Cath's head spun round like it was spring loaded and gave him the :icon_lol: look. He immediately apologised. Reason 1 why women should never go to the match. It's where boys go to be sweary. Reason 2 - they might end up sat near a rolly-eyed twat like you.

I will succeed in my mission to shame people into not using it. So far 2J, Gejon, Matt and the bloke behind me at the football have been tamed. Dave4ever is going to take some more work

Have you got a hairy back? She usually manages to keep it in check with her neighbours flymo. Hate to think where our Cath uses the neighbour's strimmer then... On you if you don't pack it in!

More kinda tufty. Like the squirrel

But surely you now realise that I'm not just pissing about when I say I don't like it. I have a physical reaction to it - and not in a good way!!

Oh you know me. Easily wound up and sometimes have to stop myself saying something that might get my head kicked in etc...

Ever thought of becoming a comedy trio, you lot?

Entirely justified given the situation though, wouldn't you say?

Gorilla-like - not great. A smattering - acceptable. Although I'm hardly in a position to be picking and choosing based on back-hair status like. Breathing will do

JJ is just one big furball

Just thought I'd humour you

That was funny But very naughty

That's definitely where I first read the rabbit joke

Jonathan!!

Must remember to book 2 weeks off in March aswell...

Shut it you hairy-backed-gay-in-need-of-a-haircut-and-with-terrible-taste-in-jumpers

At precisely 8am when you're all heading to work I shall be going home to my lurvely warm bed. Sleep tight!!

That was my favourite joke when I was about 7! And that was a loooooooooooooooooooong time ago

Collymore is a waste of oxygen.