catmag

Or a bastard

you can tell by looking at you Nee way thats catmag - shes ginger. She's not like! I look like a bit of a posh bird on there, which I'm blatantly not.

1. I'm supposed to be re-writing a teaching package for work and my brain has turned to mush. I've given up for today. 2. My washing machine is bouncing across the kitchen floor as I type. 3. I'm going to the shop to get some chocolate. Anybody want some? 4. I've got an enormous bruise on my arm from Saturday night and have absolutely no idea how I got it. 5. I need to go to Tesco but I can't be arsed.

Forever.

Who on here has pissed on his chips? [\paranoid] Nobody. He's absolutely fine and will return soon. What's the craic like? Have you been investimagating Judy Blume style? It's a secret..

Who on here has pissed on his chips? [\paranoid] Nobody. He's absolutely fine and will return soon.

Rome is very graphic if that's what you mean. Nah, I meant Prison Break. I think. Nah, Oz is the graphic one. Prison Break is on normal US TV so it's pretty sanitised. Ah I see. I've only ever seen one episode of Oz. In fact, I only watched about ten minutes of the episode, during which one male character sucked of another, then once he had finished had his neck broken by the recipient. So yeah, that is quite graphic! Maybe I'll stick to watching Ugly Betty then eh?

Ta, thing is, I actually really like those pics and because I know her, I still think the world of her. Aye, she's got his hands/massive feet but she's still perfect to me in every way. Yerrrrs, and by posting pictures on here, and sitting and looking at them, and wallowing in your misery, there's not much fucking chance of anyone posting anything in this thread that's actually gonna cheer smogger up now, is there? What we need is naked pictures of someone else instead! No thanks. I don't really want to look at naked pics of you after I've just had my lunch. Thanks though

He's not dead. I know this for a fact.

Ta, thing is, I actually really like those pics and because I know her, I still think the world of her. Aye, she's got his hands/massive feet but she's still perfect to me in every way. Yerrrrs, and by posting pictures on here, and sitting and looking at them, and wallowing in your misery, there's not much fucking chance of anyone posting anything in this thread that's actually gonna cheer smogger up now, is there?

Then delete the thread.

Elliott.

Maybe it is making you feel better, but I'm not sure that posting her photo on the internet for other blokes to rip to shreds is really gonna help in the long run. Sorry to be a spoilsport and all that. If anything should make you feel better it's the fact that you're now not with someone who is fickle and stupid enough to listen to a bunch of friends and make her decisions based on their opinions. Onto bigger and better things petal, and it will feel better eventually.

Smog, I have a feeling that you're really not going to be feeling much better after this thread has run it's course...

Rome is very graphic if that's what you mean. Nah, I meant Prison Break. I think.

Is that the particularly graphic one that Ritchie recommended?

Seinfeld - rubbish. CYE - class. Scrubs - wins hands down.

I can live with that, can't feel guilt for incompetence. You don't feel guilt for anything! I'm surprised you had to put this one out to opinion...

Does she have some kind of speech impediment? Or just a potato fetish?

He may well have...

Same here. It takes the piss how hard they have me working for the pittance they pay me. Totally takes the piss. I'd love to say the same thing, but RobW would only bite my head off.

I agree with your sentiments actually, which is not something I admit very often. And I had a great day thanks - a better one than I anticipated I'm also currently arranging a fucking amazing holiday and my weekend starts at 8am! It's all good EDIT And despite your apathy and cynicism. I really hope the flowers work...

I've not seen either of them either