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I think you should have a game of bingo after every 10 questions personally. Eh, Meenzer?

Done some research for you. Real name Estelle Skornik. Born 1971. Nationality Polish though resides in France. You can Google the pictures for yourself like.

Oxymoron, Shirley?

Ask Thierry Henry - he married her And ropey?! How very dare you!

I don't think you have long for this world, Matthew

Aye, but is it green?

Aye. He was Alex Adams in Casualty an'all.

Only to get to him.

Yeah, at my Jeremy!!

As bright green as this bucket? Have you been eating leprechauns?

The country has gone mad once again. Headlines on the lunchtime news "BIGGEST SNOWFALL IN A DECADE!!" 500 schools closed, roads closed, airports closed, thousands of people not going to work. I know we say this every year, but don't you think we'd be kind of used to snow in this country without all the mass hysteria and nationwide disruption that goes along with it? The newsreaders are urging people to text or e-mail pictures of their local areas covered in snow. Why?! It's not like Halley's fucking comet that only comes round once every 76 years!

hahaha in your face! Not in her face if he's gay I wouldn't imagine More's the pity

That English bloke is Jeremy Sheffield. He is also very gorgeous. I've lusted after him for years. And he's gay......

Sorry but that's just wrong

Ah, the wonderful invention that is Veet mousse. Spray it on your legs 10 minutes before you go into the shower, rinse it off, et voila! Silky smooth legs. Spray on ? they always invent the good stuff for woman Spray on mousse

Ah, the wonderful invention that is Veet mousse. Spray it on your legs 10 minutes before you go into the shower, rinse it off, et voila! Silky smooth legs.

What about something like a tulip or lily bouquet instead? (Don't get lilies if she has cats cos they're poisonous) Spring bouquets with gerbera and freesia are pretty too. Freesia are my personal faves because they smell simply divine, dahhling, and they come in various shades of purple, pink and lilac

Matt's bus.

Frank Sinatra Karen Carpenter.

This thread has gone madly off topic but the original programme is on again tonight at 8 if there's anyone not watching the England match. God knows what kind of debate would ensue should there ever be a "So You Think You Can Teach?" series..

What the hell are you playing at, you crazy old nutcase?

Owt else? See you there. Maybe, maybe not

Looking like a pumpkin?

I've just walked back across the car park from maternity and it's very crunchy underfoot. Think it stopped quite quickly and there was another little sprinkling later on, but nowt spectacular in the end.