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In my defence I had every right to be wound up!

EH? Had to be there. Basically out of all the folk in the room Cath said first of all that for some reason I could be gay. Then made accusations with regards to saying I have a hairy back! Also apparently comparisons were made with me and Mancy. And Jimmy White Cath's one to talk man the hair on her back is tremendous! Must be gay, when the rest of us go to piss ups we spend our time looking at Cats front... Oh I done plenty of that lad. Oi!

EH? Had to be there. Basically out of all the folk in the room Cath said first of all that for some reason I could be gay. Then made accusations with regards to saying I have a hairy back! Also apparently comparisons were made with me and Mancy. And Jimmy White

Nah just look for a bunch of people upstairs that look like they're off the internet My pic is in my profile if you want someone to look for. I'm heading there now.

I used to be really interested in oncology nursing and looked into maybe doing palliative care a long time ago. It's not too common for you to deal with fungating lesions outside of the speciality though so hopefully you won't see many more.

What was it? If you've not seen faecal vomiting. ruptured oesophageal varices or necrotising fasciitis then you're in for a few treats yet Are you serious? Is that what I think it means? Or are you 'talking shit'? It's exactly what you think it is. Bowel obstruction that backs up into the stomach and then the body expels it. Vomiting diarrhoea in essence cos it's all fluid. Enjoy your tea Luke - sounds horrible

Hmm, I'd have to have a think about this one.. Travel safe and have a good holiday as you can, mister

Who the fuck left the door open to let you in here?!

What was it? If you've not seen faecal vomiting. ruptured oesophageal varices or necrotising fasciitis then you're in for a few treats yet

Must be honest and say that I generally prefer the company of lads to a bunch of lasses. It's just so much easier, the craic is better and I don't have to listen to them whingeing about shoes and how fantastic Primark is. Yet I wouldn't say I was a ladette despite watching footy/playing pool and being able to keep up in the drinking stakes

Yeah, I watch it inbetween playing pool and getting a round of drinks in Whilst sitting still and cracking jokes I bet. Nah, I'm not great at jokes actually. I can only remember about 2 and I've told them to death. And did he laugh? No

In reference to my post about you, I take it all back with immediate effect. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmwah!!!!!!!!!

You feeling okay? Mwah

Sammy, you're more of a lass than any girl I know, so I'd shut up if I were you

Yeah, I watch it inbetween playing pool and getting a round of drinks in Whilst sitting still and cracking jokes I bet. Nah, I'm not great at jokes actually. I can only remember about 2 and I've told them to death.

Yeah, I watch it inbetween playing pool and getting a round of drinks in

*saying nowt* I'm DESPERATE to argue with you about this but I'm not going to! You like Porn? Preferably lesbian

*saying nowt* I'm DESPERATE to argue with you about this but I'm not going to!

*saying nowt*

Give Stalybridge a wave for me on your way through.

*Points and laughs* Going for a new job? Mine is all panned out from 13.30. go boxing training, have a couple in the Beehive. Home have a few more whilst cooking a good meal. Tomorrow the match. Sunday Tunisia. oh joy Are you off to Tunisia on Sunday, Bob? You should have said!!

from a Galaxy far far away.... Are you a little green man?

Where are you coming home from, Steve?

The stuff he tried to kit out her house with was fucking hideous Stannah stairlift? Walk-in bath? She wasn't living with the geriatric billionaire anymore. I think he was already brown bread. Hmm, I should learn to read posts properly before I try to be funny..

The stuff he tried to kit out her house with was fucking hideous Stannah stairlift? Walk-in bath?