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*saying nowt*

Give Stalybridge a wave for me on your way through.

*Points and laughs* Going for a new job? Mine is all panned out from 13.30. go boxing training, have a couple in the Beehive. Home have a few more whilst cooking a good meal. Tomorrow the match. Sunday Tunisia. oh joy Are you off to Tunisia on Sunday, Bob? You should have said!!

from a Galaxy far far away.... Are you a little green man?

Where are you coming home from, Steve?

The stuff he tried to kit out her house with was fucking hideous Stannah stairlift? Walk-in bath? She wasn't living with the geriatric billionaire anymore. I think he was already brown bread. Hmm, I should learn to read posts properly before I try to be funny..

The stuff he tried to kit out her house with was fucking hideous Stannah stairlift? Walk-in bath?

"Drininking in Washington" and "Yay" don't really go together Where in Washy are you heading to KCG? Unfortunately will probably end up in wtherspoons in Concorde due to the cheapness of the drink. The wife who is to be fair a snob doesn't mind it. Weird. Eww, I have bad memories of Concord. Have a fab weekend though!

Wilkinson Sword tbh Aye, me dad does the same. Often comes downstairs with bit of bog roll stuck to his head where he's nicked himself.

Alex, do you bic yer heed?

"Drininking in Washington" and "Yay" don't really go together Where in Washy are you heading to KCG?

Mr Sheen? (I'm sure that joke's been done already today...) Nah he's Called Dave Dave Sheen? Barry Sheen, shirley... Does he shine umpteen things clean whilst riding a motorbike?

Don't be daft man, as long as he's got his invisibility cloak nee bugger will find him!

I'm not convinced like.

Mr Sheen? (I'm sure that joke's been done already today...)

This family is weird. The mother is extremely pushy. She was saying before "We feel it is our duty to produce children that will help mankind" They've just given their daughter 2 tables full of presents for passing her 11+ saying "Yes, this is more important than a birthday. We reward success" What about just letting them be bairns without so much pressure on them?

Noooo, you nutter! He learned to read IN 4 1/2 weeks

Dear me She has a baby girl who is only months old. RIP

THIS is the child!! And Scotty - if I go now I'll be wide awake at 4am

Sorry Been up 24+ hours and am a little short-tempered.

Just starting now on 4. I want to slap this gifted child already.

I agree.

Tom, have you been taking drugs this afternoon? You're making no fucking sense whatsoever.

Just don't wear those fucking shoes!

Aye, but I suppose you can come along for the novelty value