catmag

Where's the 'Win the lottery, never go to work again, be in perfect health, and just travel round the world doing nice things' option?

Sounds good! I've got 2 weeks to take between now and April. I feel a spring break coming on Rah! Care to join me in Belgrade for the Serbian Eurovision final? That's the best offer I've had in the last half hour, so who knows?

Sounds good! I've got 2 weeks to take between now and April. I feel a spring break coming on

Seriously, critique from a cretin like you translates as praise tbh Sima, do you sit there with your own little raincloud above your head like Eeyore?

Bangalore is a real place isn't it? Yup. In the south of India.

Ah, but does it only open once every 100 years?

Is this the thing written by the same people as Shameless?

Day off, thankfully. Have to get the usual domestic duties out of the way then off out later to a porsh do. Time to dust off the porsh frock then

"Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what panic's in thy breastie!" That's all I know Although 'A Red, Red Rose' is a beeyootiful poem and one of my favourites Have a good night to all you Scottish folkies

Think you're confusing your snap-on with your strap-on. Dont, i will never be able to face our local snap on man again What about get behind him? Noo please dont I'll be worried he'll get his high powered drill out now Does it have Rabbit ears?

Think you're confusing your snap-on with your strap-on. she's got a snap-on strap-on tbh

Think you're confusing your snap-on with your strap-on. Dont, i will never be able to face our local snap on man again

Why do I have visions of Snap-On being something that they sell in Ann Summers? My mind is doing weird and wonderful things tonight

I get to do the jarmas, slippers and glass of wine thing tonight

Why do I envisage you having boxers with the days of the week written on them, like babies have with their bibs... I seriously don't know why that thought crossed my mind. who you on about? manc-mag Bugger! always wanted a young lass to fantasise aboot me boxer pose "Young lass?!" I love you

Why do I envisage you having boxers with the days of the week written on them, like babies have with their bibs... I seriously don't know why that thought crossed my mind. who you on about? manc-mag

me too heating is on the blink again so I am wearing the dog to keep me warm Fleecy gloves £1 Water bottle £1

Why do I envisage you having boxers with the days of the week written on them, like babies have with their bibs... I seriously don't know why that thought crossed my mind.

But sometimes you can get the '2 for a pound' stuff. Twice as much shite - hurrah!

The cat is asleep with her paws on the radiator. It's got to be burning her yet she's purring quite contentedly..

You should have asked my dad There was bother outside the Tree early on actually. Sounds like mebbes it was the same scallies cos there were police all over the place. They must have just migrated down to Chevs. I was down the Tree until about half 8ish and I didn't see any bother, like. The owner really missed a trick with this tickets only thing. I know they usually do it every year but he got 400 printed then decided to only sell 200 of them. I heard it was dead pretty much all night? It wasn't dead but it was nowhere near as heaving as it normally would be of a new year. Canny night actually with me fatha and some mates. You were probably there when we got in actually.

You should have asked my dad There was bother outside the Tree early on actually. Sounds like mebbes it was the same scallies cos there were police all over the place. They must have just migrated down to Chevs.

I hate being cold more than anything else. It turns me into a right grumpy bitch.

He got away with a caution as far as I know cos he "had no previous" (he had loads actually but no-one ever pressed charges) I think he may have also had a couple of coppers have a Quiet Word with him as he didn't realise he was dealing with the family of a high-up and well respected sarge when he smacked my brother. What happened New Year like? I was in the Tree but my brother popped down there for a quick drink with his mates before midnight - he didn't mention owt

Yee-hah! Whats the one in town with the mechanised bull? Buffalo Bills or something. although on the plus side, it keeps all the scum out of the areas of Newcastle that I go to. Which can only be a good thing. Buffalo Joe's? I haven't been like. I don't need to stick my hand in flame to know it'll hurt. Fucking awful bar, I can't think of enough bad things to say about that place. If I ever go in there again I want shooting. I'm proud to say I have never set foot in the place!