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Crisps are so much better in between 2 slices of bread. One of lifes wonders. That's tonight's cheap tea at work sorted out!

Crisp sandwiches. Mmmmmmmm......

Kettle chips just taste like they've gone stale. The best crisps in the world used to be Tudor pickled onion ones, but I'm partial to the McCoys Thai Sweet Chicken ones at the moment.

He probably deserved it, and at least we had time to put ribbons in our hair so we looked nice

Scott rarely gets excited.

I could wipe your ass with my grammer. When I choose to use coloqualisms there is a reason. I hope those spelling mistakes are intentional.

Tbf to Vic there has been an inordinate amount of posts telling us to piss off! Only when it's been warranted.

Good idea, Vic. You stop in here and play nice while the rest of us get on with having a laugh.

Shut it. I can't be good at everything you know. I've had to sacrifice some of my technical brains for my beauty

Torrent it man Cath. I'm too thick, man!

Aye, I might have a look for one of these myself after the Shameless debacle last night.

I don't think he even owns a coat

It's probably pay-per-view is it? If so, I'll be listening on the radio for definite. Got a soft spot for Hatton - nice bloke.

Scruff

Aye, fixed. There's a spare one there for any of you other boys who can't cope with grown-up food

Penne rules. Spaghetti is for kids. Pressie for you and Scott.

Aye, they've got a sweepstake going as to how much of it actually ends up down your shirt..

Yes thanks Drinks on me on Saturday then? Might have to be else I can't play out I've done a shitload of extra nights the last few weeks to try and have some pennies and the finance department at work have fucked up ONCE AGAIN which means I won't get the overtime money until after normal payday anyway. Incompetent twats.

Men. Always making promises they can't keep

Thank you, please Are you Indian? I was being Avid Merrion man!

How has anyone got any money left this month?

Thank you, please

There's still time for it to develop - Wacky's about the right height

20 minutes per lb plus 20 minutes on top of that. Perfect.

He's trapped her up there I tell thee...... she's not so fucking innocent I can tell you, a right filthy fucking mare and me flatmates a hooer too Learn them Vic...LEARN THEM!! Poor grammar infuriates me