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When you qualify in 18 months, I'll have been dealing with stroppy junior doctors for 10 years, so you're nowt I can't deal with

Claremont Rd car park is cheap and decent if you get there early enough. Restaurant-wise, if you want Italian try Azzurri on the Quayside or Strada off Old Eldon Square. http://www.strada.co.uk/

I missed the first half hour, but: The McGuires stole a racehorse. One of the Maguires has come out of prison and wants to go straight. He gets a job at the jockey, taking Karen's room so she has to share with Jez. MacGuire walks in stark bollock naked in the middle of the night and tries to have sex with a wardrobe, then sleepwalks out again. Veronica's mum is trying to raise money for Veronica and Kev's defense, getting Lillian to donate her pension, which she spends on trainers. But mostly revolved around Sheila, Frank and Monica. It boils down to Monica wants to be around her kids and doesn't want Norma. Norma resolves to stick around because she thinks Monica will change her mind. Monica sucks off Frank. Sheila decides to 'let Frank go' I think and puts up blackout curtains. Thanks Luke. Did anything happen with Marty and the baby?

I think perhaps that the c word may be in order. right? Wrong And Vic - yer a twat

Bunch of helpful bastids tonight, aren't you?

no not really I like cats though, so it's all good Excellent. Now can anyone who DID watch it help me out?

No. Something along those lines happened alright...but to be fair to Invicta (yes I know! I said "to be fair to Invicta" !!) it was, as I recall, tied up with a certain "Snoopy" stirring it up. All Invicta ever did was ask me as a fellow Edinburgher for advice where to go for a proper greasy spoon breakfast - and then things disintegrated from that point, until Invicta (presumably joking, I hope) suggested he'd just turn up at my pad. Christ though Parky - I think all of this will be exceptionally boring, irrelevant and profoundly uninteresting for the average TT'er. Invicta's no stalker. Is he? Jesus, we're all going to be asleep before too long if you carry on

..to start a really shitty thread but I missed Shameless through actually having to do some work. Can anyone give me a quick update please?

Read a review in the Guardian which was full of high praise. Fancy seeing it myself.

Don't you just hate January? I'm absolutely skint - too skint to do any shopping so I am having to resort to scraping the back of the cupboards to make some culinary delight for work tonight. My masterpiece this evening will be beans on toast with cheese on top and porridge for the 5am munchies

I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. One of my mates once got home pissed with his tikka massala only to discover there was no one in, and he'd lost his keys. Undeterred he sat on the doorstep and ate his curry with his hands. When we got back he was slumped on the doorstep, with massala sauce all over his hands, face and shirt. He looked like something out of a Hammer Horror. I was once pissed and threw up my Chicken Tikka Massala (on my parent's beige carpet) - one of these ones full of colouring. For a few minutes I was convinced I'd had a major stomach haemorrage and very nearly dialled 999 until I remembered. You want us to believe your stomach actually rejected something, fatty arbuckle? Wtf is all this baiting of me today about? Mancy, you're 28 I believe. When I was your age I was nowhere near your size. You'll be HUGE in 10 years if you don't watch it, let me tell you. He's 29. Very nearly 30 in fact

One of the admin should change his ava

'Beans on toast Bellend' just sounds wrong. The shit thing about getting into cooking is buying loads of shit which you think, i'm only ever going to use this when i cook this dish. The trick is to learn variations on the theme that keep your efforts fresh and interesting. (I'm doing my best to sound like Phillip Schofield here, you started it though) I had to buy ground cinammon to go in this pasta thing yesterday. Cinammon? In pasta? Couldn't even taste it tbh. You'll never use it again tbh. Lush on top of cappucino and cheesecake.

I didn't see it. Was that your cake thread? How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man! Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum.... Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though I'll knock up a TWATcake tonight in your honour then. You gonna use yourself as the ingredients? How playground was that?!

I didn't see it. Was that your cake thread? How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man! Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum.... Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though I'll knock up a TWATcake tonight in your honour then. You gonna use yourself as the ingredients?

I didn't see it. Was that your cake thread? How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man! Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum.... Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though

The kid in it is his son in real life, isn't he? Aye.

Keep up man, we had the cooking tips discussion over the weekend

Will Smith is THE reason to see it. Nice to know your lass actually has taste, Sammy - in spite of the fact she's going out with you

AMerican fucks can't even spell. If you watch the film you'll know why it's spelled like that.

Used to live next door to Chris Waddle's brother, Ray. Whenever he visited, we'd go for a kick about on Oxclose school field.

But be careful how much you use. It's steroid based so you may wake up with huge muscles but a tiny willy

Old wives tales - rub a piece of raw potato on it or dab it with neat whisky.

Sorry to hear that Whereabouts is the cancer?

SCAB! Fuckin hell, I've just woke up man! Good morning to you too!