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Beans on toast was an option for tea tonight, but I've given in, ordered takeaway and opened a bottle of wine. Happy days..

Does Leo ever fucking shut up talking about himself. It's embarrassing

Anywhere that involves copious amounts of sunshine, somewhere to swim, lots of red wine, good company and not having to go to work.

I must say many people have gone wrong with over cheesing this dish. Over cheesing isnt a crime. Under cheesed pasta is though. Cheese is one of my downfalls I think. I'm convinced I should have been born somewhere in the Med as I could quite happily live on crusty bread, cheese, tomatoes and red wine. Oh yes. A funny thing from a little while ago: I was out in town and got chatted up by this bloke who seemed canny enough, if a little odd. We were nattering away and got talking about restaurants or something and he declared that he never set foot in Italian restaurants because he was allergic to cheese and had an irrational hatred of garlic. Can you imagine?! Didn't spend too much more time chatting. Why is it I always get stuck with the weird ones...?

Oi man, I've just got up and you're making me bloody starving

It sounds class actually. Fuck knows how long I've only had one speaker working due to the chew-through. I've always said you have a loose connection Well it's all fixed. I'm like a new woman!!

It sounds class actually. Fuck knows how long I've only had one speaker working due to the chew-through.

Just. Florence decided to "help" but sharp moved when her nose got a little bit too close to the stanley knife.. You want some Florence? Eh? You want some? I'm handy! You worry me sometimes

Just. Florence decided to "help" but sharp moved when her nose got a little bit too close to the stanley knife..

I'm still alive

Okay, one of the little darlings has chewed through the wire from my stereo to it's speakers. If I strip back the outer coating, twist the copper wire together and bind it up with masking tape will it be okay or am in danger of blowing myself or the stereo up? I will of course unplug it first - I'm not actually a blonde

You can be the token mod lass, much like the token toontastic lass. I'm far more than just the token Toontastic lass, thank you!

Boys thread tbh

You can get some canny decent capped rate deals aswell. You just need to properly look around, or let an independent advisor look for you.

You want to try being on between midnight and 7am live chebcam? Not until you've gone to bed baby, The Vicmeister never sleeps Will you listen to the patter

The postal system is frankly shocking at the moment like.

Okay, we can stop talking about me being anywhere even remotely near 40 now thanks!

Wtf?! You after all the gory details, you dorty perv?

Aye, fear of me after he confessed he thought I was a 40-something sad bint What's 10 years between friends? 8 years. Not until next month, shithead

Aye, fear of me after he confessed he thought I was a 40-something sad bint

Not the worst thing done to me by far. After my car accident I was in a German hospital where they constantly took my temperature the alternative way. I thought this was just routine until I said something at the british military hospital and all the nurses laughed at me. Yack. There's just no need to do that. Someone was obviously having a lot of fun by doing so

God, you're such a girl. Take 2 paracetamol and stop whinging. Alternatively smack your head off the window and the pane will go. Hahahahahaaaa!!

It's just started lashing down again. Minging

Aye, but I'm off ALL OF TODAY aswell. Let's LORD IT over you too!