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I guess she just likes talking about it. Hidden bum fetish tbh. Nowt wrong with a nice arse on a bloke I draw the line at nice arses with abcesses on though.

I've just had a horrible thought. manc-mag stayed at my house once and he had a shower in the morning. I forgot to remove the squeegie (just what ARE those things called?!) from the bathroom. Gawd knows what he did with it..

I laughed

That's lovely Do you then use it to wash your face?

Yep, I've got them Matt. PM me your address and I'll stick them on a CD for you.

Hope it goes okay, Kevin

It's knacked.

If she actually exists tbh She does. I've met her and she's very lovely

Fell asleep on the settee for a couple of hours yesterday afternoon when I'd intended staying up all day. Completely fucked up my sleeping once again. My mission is to now to not randomly fall asleep today and go to bed as normal tonight. We'll see Why is Scott up when he's taken the day off work actually? EDIT And I have poorly backache. Sympathy please

Seriously, we get on average one a day. If I get to work at night and don't see an abcess on the emergency list from that day, I'm amazed. Occasionally it's due to ingrowing hairs or something, but I've seen enough sweaty, crusty backsides to know that generally it's just pure laziness

You'd be amazed petal, I had a conversation (in the pub after a few) about washing your arse in the shower, 2 lads said there would be no chance that they'd lift the shower head down and squirt it round their rim. One kidda even had the cheek to say it was a gay thing to do Unbelievable

Is portly fat? It's a debatable subject. Some might say it's a nice way of calling a fat cunt fat, I'd prefer to say it's a way of describing a well made gentleman/lady. I did say you were a Scots academic though, so it's not all bad. And calling someone a c*** is a nice way of saying what? Watch it, else I'll have you run out of town

Tonight is the first time I've had a drink since New Year's Eve, so no Oh dear. She's worse than I thought! Serious denial issues going on here. Shurrup man, you big gallah! she's a fucking lush man, forever sending me texts at god-awful times of the morning telling me she's rat-arsed and needs a liver transplant. I don't know how you dare And for the record, you didn't say you needed a liver transplant - it was 3.30am and you were offering to donate your kidneys to me after you died. It's a good job I was at work that night and already awake otherwise your death may have been slightly more imminent than you realised!

One of the most common operations that we do at work is to have to incise and drain abcess on arses. Usually the arses of young blokes (20's and 30's) who got them in the first place cos they had dirty bums from not keeping themselves clean. How fucking difficult is it to have a shower each morning and wash your arse?!

And if I ever found out you'd actually done that, I'd jam you in a fucking sack and see how you liked it!

Mmmmm cheesecake...

Nah. The home screen is just allowing members to log in, but when you try it doesn't actually let you in..

Tonight is the first time I've had a drink since New Year's Eve, so no Oh dear. She's worse than I thought! Serious denial issues going on here. Shurrup man, you big gallah!

Tonight is the first time I've had a drink since New Year's Eve, so no

Beans on toast was an option for tea tonight, but I've given in, ordered takeaway and opened a bottle of wine. Happy days..

Does Leo ever fucking shut up talking about himself. It's embarrassing

Anywhere that involves copious amounts of sunshine, somewhere to swim, lots of red wine, good company and not having to go to work.

I must say many people have gone wrong with over cheesing this dish. Over cheesing isnt a crime. Under cheesed pasta is though. Cheese is one of my downfalls I think. I'm convinced I should have been born somewhere in the Med as I could quite happily live on crusty bread, cheese, tomatoes and red wine. Oh yes. A funny thing from a little while ago: I was out in town and got chatted up by this bloke who seemed canny enough, if a little odd. We were nattering away and got talking about restaurants or something and he declared that he never set foot in Italian restaurants because he was allergic to cheese and had an irrational hatred of garlic. Can you imagine?! Didn't spend too much more time chatting. Why is it I always get stuck with the weird ones...?

Oi man, I've just got up and you're making me bloody starving