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Will Smith is THE reason to see it. Nice to know your lass actually has taste, Sammy - in spite of the fact she's going out with you

AMerican fucks can't even spell. If you watch the film you'll know why it's spelled like that.

Used to live next door to Chris Waddle's brother, Ray. Whenever he visited, we'd go for a kick about on Oxclose school field.

But be careful how much you use. It's steroid based so you may wake up with huge muscles but a tiny willy

Old wives tales - rub a piece of raw potato on it or dab it with neat whisky.

Sorry to hear that Whereabouts is the cancer?

SCAB! Fuckin hell, I've just woke up man! Good morning to you too!

Morning

I'm going to save the one with sound for later, but I've just had a quick look at the poor cat link. Poor little babies! I'd take them all home and look after them Thanks for the links though - they're going to come in very handy at about 3am when I'm banging my head off the walls. I'm on call for maternity and labour ward is completely empty... (watch my pager go off with some blue-light emergency caesarian..)

Awwww, thanks I've never been given flowers at work before

aye those legs are gorgeous like! Not a patch on Linekers in his prime

Well I'm back at work. I was hoping that miraculously this place would have turned into a fabulous place to be for 12 hours per night, 4 nights per week, but I was wrong - it's still shit.

Why does most of the stuff in the Help forum go completely over my head? You lot and all your gibberish computer-y speak.

Can't believe he came back like that. When I left the house for work Adams was 5-0 up

Does the 9.30am bus from Cramlington get you into town for 1'ish?

Magnus Magnusson. No-one mentioned him though..

I can't make the Brum game but I shall indeed be there for West Ham

Dunno, shall we asked Kluivert?

His mate's a gobby arsehole like.

Hate to say I told you so

They've flown through the first 5 sets! He only needs 2 more - be positive, Jody! Hate to say I told you so. Had on, Scotsman. He's not lost yet [sings]Cos baby it aint over til it's overrrrr....... [/sings]

He's bloody falling to pieces!

Mackems tbh

They've flown through the first 5 sets! He only needs 2 more - be positive, Jody!

West Ham winning 3-2 (Fulham) though.