catmag

Morning

I'm going to save the one with sound for later, but I've just had a quick look at the poor cat link. Poor little babies! I'd take them all home and look after them Thanks for the links though - they're going to come in very handy at about 3am when I'm banging my head off the walls. I'm on call for maternity and labour ward is completely empty... (watch my pager go off with some blue-light emergency caesarian..)

Awwww, thanks I've never been given flowers at work before

aye those legs are gorgeous like! Not a patch on Linekers in his prime

Well I'm back at work. I was hoping that miraculously this place would have turned into a fabulous place to be for 12 hours per night, 4 nights per week, but I was wrong - it's still shit.

Why does most of the stuff in the Help forum go completely over my head? You lot and all your gibberish computer-y speak.

Can't believe he came back like that. When I left the house for work Adams was 5-0 up

Does the 9.30am bus from Cramlington get you into town for 1'ish?

Magnus Magnusson. No-one mentioned him though..

I can't make the Brum game but I shall indeed be there for West Ham

Dunno, shall we asked Kluivert?

His mate's a gobby arsehole like.

Hate to say I told you so

They've flown through the first 5 sets! He only needs 2 more - be positive, Jody! Hate to say I told you so. Had on, Scotsman. He's not lost yet [sings]Cos baby it aint over til it's overrrrr....... [/sings]

He's bloody falling to pieces!

Mackems tbh

They've flown through the first 5 sets! He only needs 2 more - be positive, Jody!

West Ham winning 3-2 (Fulham) though.

Chelsea 2-0 Wigan. Robben.

Come on!

Peter Sallis? You can't kill him!

Ah, my mistake. I was only half-listening to the telly while there was a break in the first semi. I want King to win this one but I don't think he's going to. Adams is wearing too much Elizabeth Duke bling for my liking..

M&S lemon cheesecake. I could die happy if I'd just eaten some of that first. Mmmmm...

Well the wife of this Nixon blokey looks rough as a badgers! They're playing at the Lakeside and it's all beer, tabs and heckling. Class Reminds me of going to watch my dad play when I was a kid. Actually, it reminds me of going to watch my dad play in the Cherry Tree last week...

Dunno if anyone is watching this, or even in the slightest bit bothered, but it's semi-final day and in the second semi at about 4.30 Phil Nixon is playing. He's 50-odd years old, from Durham and has never qualified for the tournament before but has managed to make his way this far. He's playing a 17 year-old Dutch bloke so it might be interesting! Go on, tell me yous don't give a shit